Thread: ASN's Pub

Originally Posted by Welly

Wow, this is soooo cool!!! :D

Not bad is it.
better than Tapatalk I think.
Find out when it gets some use to night.

Well, seems we have a new female member with an 8L.

And holy sh*t...

Nuff said.

Originally Posted by Welly

Well, seems we have a new female member with an 8L.

And holy sh*t...

Nuff said.

Blokes round her like flys round **** yet?

That normally happens when birds turn up on car forums and post pics of them selfs.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Blokes round her like flys round **** yet?

That normally happens when birds turn up on car forums and post pics of them selfs.

Then you find out they are fake, like S3Girl was

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Blokes round her like flys round **** yet?

That normally happens when birds turn up on car forums and post pics of them selfs.

Erm...where is the pic then

Originally Posted by Reesy

Then you find out they are fake, like S3Girl was

LOL, S3 girl. Now that was well funny lets be fair.... did anyone ever find out who that was?

Originally Posted by mancdan

Erm...where is the pic then

Show us your S3 8L section post thread thingy.

Originally Posted by Welly

LOL, S3 girl. Now that was well funny lets be fair.... did anyone ever find out who that was?

Nope. No one knows.

Was it your?

Smudge Don I reckon, speaking of which he must have ended up trawling the Mondeo forums..

Originally Posted by Reesy

Smudge Don I reckon, speaking of which he must have ended up trawling the Mondeo forums..

That was my guess too to be fair. Either that or Fred.

Originally Posted by Reesy

Smudge Don I reckon, speaking of which he must have ended up trawling the Mondeo forums..

I forgot about him.

Originally Posted by Welly

That was my guess too to be fair. Either that or Fred.

Wasn't me bud, I wouldn't have been able to keep that quiet

Originally Posted by Welly

That was my guess too to be fair. Either that or Fred.

Fred doesn't have that sort of imagination. He is too busy staring at himself in the mirror, even whilst driving around the ring (insert own jokes)

Originally Posted by Reesy

Fred doesn't have that sort of imagination. He is too busy staring at himself in the mirror, even whilst driving around the ring (insert own jokes)

True, break out the aviators....

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Show us your S3 8L section post thread thingy.

Any chance of a link.....

Originally Posted by mancdan

Any chance of a link.....

lazy fkr
S3 girl was deffo the Don, i wonder if that mad london bird did him in, he not been on since the last date ages back

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Originally Posted by damo.h

lazy fkr
S3 girl was deffo the Don, i wonder if that mad london bird did him in, he not been on since the last date ages back

Thats a good point, she was a bit mental wasn't she. I wonder if she ran him over like would happen on Eastenders.... lol

Cheers ScottB5, i did find that pic but didnt realise that was the one, anyway Wowser

Originally Posted by Welly

Thats a good point, she was a bit mental wasn't she. I wonder if she ran him over like would happen on Eastenders.... lol

With what he said about her it could be any thing.
Death by spork.

She probably hit him with an internet ban so he cant talk to any girls!

Originally Posted by Westy

She probably hit him with an internet ban so he cant talk to any girls!

It his own bloody fault keep having to go back to her for shagging.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

It his own bloody fault keep having to go back to her for shagging.

She did look pretty tidy tho lets be fair, I would have struggled to break out the no stick.

Originally Posted by Welly

She did look pretty tidy tho lets be fair, I would have struggled to break out the no stick.

***** is crazy.
After finding that out I'd have left her well alone.
I aint got time for crazy *****es.

There was a few pics knocking about at one point too wasn't there?!

Originally Posted by ScottB5

***** is crazy.
After finding that out I'd have left her well alone.
I aint got time for crazy *****es.

who let Bennett on ASN?

Originally Posted by Westy

There was a few pics knocking about at one point too wasn't there?!

yup. earlier on in the thread.

Originally Posted by Reesy

who let Bennett on ASN?

I really should stop reading that.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

I really should stop reading that.

Been any good new quotes from Bennett?

Originally Posted by Westy

Been any good new quotes from Bennett?

not quote worthy.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

not quote worthy.

Really?

Originally Posted by quattrojames

Really?

Yup.
Nothing that made me laugh out loud, so i did not think it quoting worthy.

You're getting old.

Originally Posted by quattrojames

You're getting old.

I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

I'm the same. Farts will always be funny to a man no matter how old they are.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

I might be but I still laugh as farts, people falling over and kicked in the nuts.

Them are the 3 funniest thing in the world tho are the not.

They are the best.

GIF time

That first one is so fkn funny...cheers scott..

Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3

Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.

Originally Posted by Westy

Well I've had a busy night on my new PS3

Got back up to level 20 in 1 night. I was level 31 when my old PS3 died so still got a long way to go but it's a start.

Is that good or bad?
I don't know.


Morning land of t'web and trolls.

Its thursday today and I don't think I got much on.
Tomorrow is friday, so half a day but I'm on the late shift so 10:30 till 15:30. Not sure how I'm going to cope with that.
Dad is down this weekend to see a show which means I get to rag his Touareg around for 2 hours on saturday and then sunday its wiring up my heated seats, I hope. I'll see what I can do.

Any one else up to much?

If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

Early morning GIFs. Cause I wont have time tonight.

Originally Posted by ScottB5

If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

WTF are you smoking?

Originally Posted by ScottB5

If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

yes

Originally Posted by superkarl

yes

But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?

Originally Posted by ScottB5

If you make hot chocolate or coffee, you add water to the powder (or how ever you make it) and it dissolves making your drink.
But the does the volume of water increase due to the added powder?

Its finally happened....he will try street racing in Audrey next...

Originally Posted by Reesy

But is it still water, or has it become Hot Chocolate?

either way it contains H2O

Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

ha! a bit scott!
depends if your wearing her bra or not!

If she's not putting out then I think you're well within you're rights to beat the meat next to her!

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

Rofl!

Originally Posted by ScottB5

Is it rude to masturbate to porn on you phone while in bed, led next to your misses, holding her hand while she holds the phone for you?

Was she ok with it?.....