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looks like the boys where trying the old Stalingrad tactics last night ;)

Morning Scott how was the trip. Did you go up to see jardo ??
What's the story this weekend ? I'm at I party this morning. No doubt I'll get jumped by Noah and his mates then need to paint the bathroom before I'm aloud to play with the car, boooooooo

Scott what's yr take on iPad's ??

Wait..., Yr a droid, I know what Yr answer will be haha
 
Morning all, reading back, it looks like the boys were giving quattrojames a hard time, dont see the point of it myself. Thats my opinion
anyway. Hi scott and damo. Damo, ipads are the best.
 
morning y"all!
i had a day full of nothingness planned yesterday, all of a sudden the mrs has made it packed full of busy!
i hate grocery shopping! normally do it online but ooo nooo, she wants to go out! women eh!
 
Damo,
It went fine yesterday.
got home at 01:00, went to bed and now i'm sorting the loft out.

As for iPads, very good.
I like apple products but I feel there is nothing special about them any more, every tech company has their dog can produce something as good or better now thanks to android.
If you have a iPhone and you're happy with it, might as well stick with the apple product lines.

Why give QJ a hard time?
He's one of the mods that on our side for the pub. All this mod baiting and antagonising is getting a bit old now lads.

Enjoy the party Damo.
Chezney, gutted on the shopping trip. Hope its quick and don't go in to clothes shopping. lol
 
None of it was harsh lads and lady, lighten up. We weren't being horrible, but it was one of those 'had to be there evenings' I think.

Did you see Jardos new motor, or were you dropping him at his mums?
 
Or was it Yr mums Chris ;)

Agreed though, James has always been for the pub. Baiting could bring on another member ban or even a pub closure. They will get fed up at some point I reckon.
Anyways moving on.
you say Yr at goodwood today Chris??
Stick to the beams Scott haha
Don't get sucked in chez women are devious !!!
Hey Sandra what you up to ??

I about to go out and quote a wrap then off to the big orange DIY store for some paint, I ****** hate decorating :(
 
Reesy said:
None of it was harsh lads and lady, lighten up. We weren't being horrible, but it was one of those 'had to be there evenings' I think.

Did you see Jardos new motor, or were you dropping him at his mums?
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No mate. His friend is brining it round in the morning.
I did see his mum. :)
 
damo.h said:
Or was it Yr mums Chris ;)

Agreed though, James has always been for the pub. Baiting could bring on another member ban or even a pub closure. They will get fed up at some point I reckon.
Anyways moving on.
you say Yr at goodwood today Chris.
I about to go out and quote a wrap then off to the big orange DIY store for some paint, I ****** hate decorating :(
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No mate, my mum has retired. Nah, Goodwood tomorrow, weather is meant to be sheite, but should be a good 'un none the less. What you quoting a wrap on mate? Anything exciting?

scott b5 said:
No mate. His friend is brining it round in the morning.
I did see his mum. :)
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Shame, although it's only a 2wd A3 anyway. Sarcasm, but don't tell him.
Milf? Cougar? Standard?
 
Reesy said:
No mate, my mum has retired. Nah, Goodwood tomorrow, weather is meant to be sheite, but should be a good 'un none the less. What you quoting a wrap on mate? Anything exciting?



Shame, although it's only a 2wd A3 anyway. Sarcasm, but don't tell him.
Milf? Cougar? Standard?
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Retired :faint: I don't believe you for one minute.... Filth that one!! haha

Not exciting just a little swift lol she wants it going carbon lol.
I shouldn't dis as it's not very professional. cough 'shopping trolly' cough ;)

+1 on jardo's mam. Did you pap her????
 
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Nothing in it lads just laughs and banter...i think QJ was having a laugh with us...:)
 
That's a good quote ;)
How do dave what you up to. Fancy painting my bathroom for me??

Well can't be assed and B&Q is chocka with Chav scum for some reason. New decorating grants being given out :think:
 
Thank you Dave, that is the point I was trying to make

Filthy, dirty chav scum? :puke2: OR
Filthy, dirty chav scum? :sex:
 
Reesy said:
Thank you Dave, that is the point I was trying to make

Filthy, dirty chav scum? :puke2: OR
Filthy, dirty chav scum? :sex:
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Ill go with the first and i expect they'll be planning somat like this
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s3dave said:
Erm no....

Cant stand decorating my mrs likes it though....:arco:WIN
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Sorry that is not the answer we were hoping for :( does she do foreigners ??

s3dave said:
If theres anybody else who wants "to go on a ride" with scott hes just got more supplies........ sweets and the andrex dog..:)

Jardo walking funny this morning :think:
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only fair to post this again..... and its burgundy !!!!!
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W3STY said:
Morning all, or is it afternoon now?! Me and the gf had a few drinks last night and was a bit hungover this morning heading back to the pub now to watch the arsenal game ;)
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Lazy boy, did you manage to choke her??
 
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I'm not commenting on Jardos mum, I've meet her and she's a very nice lady. :)

My dogs are at the kennels but I have got some new sweets from an American shop in Bristol. Happy times. :)

I'm off to get some food and sort out all this crap I got to sell.
SO much crap in my loft.

Hope you all had/having a good day.
 
W3STY said:
Haha very true mate.

The ref was a total tit all game. Got a couple of big decisions wrong but that doesn't take anything away from our shocking defence.

We've let in 12 goals in the last 2 away games!
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Don't feel too upset mate, we'll whack spurs tomorrow, that'll cheer you up!
 
got some jokes,

JOKE #1,
i bumped into an old friend today. he said
"so what you upto these days?"
i replied, " i prepare meals for the homeless, druggies, p!ss heads and down "n" outs"
he said, " so you work in a charity drop in centre?"
i replied, " no, i am a chef in a wetherspoons pub"
 
JOKE#2

a sexy young girl approached me in the club last night,
" wanna buy me a few drinks?" she whispered with a wink.
"of course" i burst out, dashing to the bar...............
after she had downed 5 vodkas within 10mins, i gave her a nudge and said,
" i bet your the type of girl that uses men to get drunk and gives nothing in return, aren"t you?"
she smurked, " you got me all figured out!"
" well not tonight!" i replied, waving an empty bottle of rohypnol in her face:hubbahubba:
 
JOKE #3

a young man was buying some condoms.
the cashier asked him " would you like a bag with those?"
he replies " nah, she"s not that ugly................."
 
It's a worse pain then the one you feel when someone calls your car burgundy
 
No, because that is going to be hilarious!! I assume this all going to be filmed? Although we don't want to see wang or rusty sheriffs badge. When does the lucrative sponsorship deal run out?
 
Reesy said:
No, because that is going to be hilarious!! I assume this all going to be filmed? Although we don't want to see wang or rusty sheriffs badge. When does the lucrative sponsorship deal run out?
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It will be filmed but the shaft or badge will not be showed.
Need more sponsors though.
Come on people, sponsor me :)
 
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