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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I'd like to point out it aint mine !!
    its reesy's dads
    But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months
    It looks like Damo's used it so much that he's worn all the black paint off the end of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    It looks like Damo's used it so much that he's worn all the black paint off the end of it
    or its michael Jackos.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    or its michael Jackos.....
    How's he supposed to be a child molester with something that big!?
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    damo told me the lack of black paint is due to his saliva


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    damo told me the lack of black paint is due to his saliva
    I heard it was the type of anal lube he was using
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    How's he supposed to be a child molester with something that big!?


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    To be fair mate

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    doesn't sound to clever!


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    bad times dude, will that car ever let up on you ??
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    You lot are all soooooo wrong today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    To be fair mate

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    doesn't sound to clever!
    Dont know what you mean
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    I must have read it wrong


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months
    WE!!

    So you and papa Reesy share that bad boy? You need wanna these dude

    no wonder he was limping @ aitp. I thought he just had a stone in his shoe as for lube ya wanna be using sensilube :thumbsu:

    Yr on form today you boys lol, glad am at the car wash I nearly pisses myself !!
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    who was it that was driving a micra?


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    I fookin hate micra's with passion

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I fookin hate micra's with passion
    But you seem to passionate about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    WE!!

    So you and papa Reesy share that bad boy? You need wanna these dude

    no wonder he was limping @ aitp. I thought he just had a stone in his shoe as for lube ya wanna be using sensilube :thumbsu:

    Yr on form today you boys lol, glad am at the car wash I nearly pisses myself !!
    You can keep the big black length with the pink helmet, looks like it might be more satisfying for someone (you) with a ring the size of one of saturns!


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    My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    Morning all,

    how are we all today?
    it is wednesday, so we are half way through the month. WooHoo.


    Smudge what phone you got?
    Alot of phones now aday can block numbers from texting/phoning you. Add the ex's number to that list and do the same to any and all emails. Then just forget and move on.
    Samsung Galaxy S

    All calls have now been barred from her see how that goes

    Johdi was involved in a fire last night....i swear this girl just likes to cause drama!

    Luckily she's OK but suffering a bit from the smoke and stuff
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts
    So its like picking a fight with a french bloke (as go the stereotype of french people)?
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    £1.66

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    £1.66


    Only in this forum will posting a price for something mean something completely different from the norm!!!!
    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts
    Torch the damn thing!! ill bring the fire

    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Johdi was involved in a fire last night....i swear this girl just likes to cause drama!

    Luckily she's OK but suffering a bit from the smoke and stuff
    you could always offer to clean out her windpipe

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    OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...

    at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a cock he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

    attention seeking muppet !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...

    at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a cock he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

    attention seeking muppet !!
    You should write it all down in to a script and sell it to Hollyoaks or some other bad TV show.

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    Sod this! I've been doing work for the last couple of hours!
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    Lol, life is too short to be getting into stuff like that, I say that at a solid 23 years old lol.

    Ive just been home for lunch to see if my wheels turned up or whether hey would whilst I was there, and nothing yet... I thought most deliveries were made in the morning? in which case what the actual chuff?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Sod this! I've been doing work for the last couple of hours!
    Are you ok?
    How are you felling?
    Do you need to lay down?
    What happened for you to start doing work?


    On a non-work related issues. Our land lady said its ok for me to cut the kitchen up and fit a dish washer. WooHoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Lol, life is too short to be getting into stuff like that, I say that at a solid 23 years old lol.

    Ive just been home for lunch to see if my wheels turned up or whether hey would whilst I was there, and nothing yet... I thought most deliveries were made in the morning? in which case what the actual chuff?!
    Not really. it all depends on the devliery people.
    Alot of companys are doing late evening deliveries.
    I've had deliveries at 20:00 before, bit of a shock for but also happy times.

    These are the 5x100 and 5x112 alloys?
    Are you accepting them?
    I hope they are supplying PCD converters.

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    Essentially another chap who bought the same alloys as me got 3 - 5x100's and 1 - 5x112 so Regal called me and asked me to check when I receive them and to let them know so they can correct any mistake...

    Nothings simple lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Essentially another chap who bought the same alloys as me got 3 - 5x100's and 1 - 5x112 so Regal called me and asked me to check when I receive them and to let them know so they can correct any mistake...

    Nothings simple lol
    Why don't they check it before they send them out to you?
    It can't be that hard for them to open the box and check.

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    PS HAVE THAT YOU SNOTTY ADMIRAL CLAIM HANDLER!

    I seriously got asked 'and how did you pay for your six hot wings from KFC....' as if they would want to see bank statements if I paid on card.

    I dont know mate, but at least they called and asked me to check, just a human error I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...

    at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a cock he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

    attention seeking muppet !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Afternoon all, just going to do a read through see what you all been up to.
    It's probably not suitable for females!


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