*your heart misses a beat when you feel your car isnt warming up as quickly as it normally would in the morning
*your DIS will work when you get in the car, when you arrive at your destination its just blank
*you have a voice in the bank of your head saying a new MAF will make you faster
*you have anxiety attacks at the thought of all lambda and exhaust temp sensors failing at the same time
*you dread the day anyone wants to sit in the back of your car
*you know cashier at the local petrol station on a first name basis
*everyone loves the sound of your cars engine but theyd never buy one themselves..