You're an S4 owner when

[Matt82]

*your heart misses a beat when you feel your car isnt warming up as quickly as it normally would in the morning

*your DIS will work when you get in the car, when you arrive at your destination its just blank

*you have a voice in the bank of your head saying a new MAF will make you faster

*you have anxiety attacks at the thought of all lambda and exhaust temp sensors failing at the same time

*you dread the day anyone wants to sit in the back of your car

*you know cashier at the local petrol station on a first name basis

*everyone loves the sound of your cars engine but theyd never buy one themselves..

 

[Blue_Thunder]

* You're laughing at people stuck on the side of the road in the snow whilst you fly passed.

* You can always find something to spend your money on.

* You get bummed by the insurance man, the tax man and then the tax man again.

 

[audinary]

My heart skipped a beat the other day when a customer came in with a V-reg S4 potential trade-in...

Unfortunately my wallet skipped a beat as well

 

[jq_quint]

* You get real ambitious coming off an island @ -2deg late at night and floor it in second, AND STILL MAINTAIN TRACTION (still s**t myself though).

 

[phoenixv6quattro]

*your heart misses a beat when you feel your car isnt warming up as quickly as it normally would in the morning

*your DIS will work when you get in the car, when you arrive at your destination its just blank

*you have a voice in the bank of your head saying a new MAF will make you faster

*you have anxiety attacks at the thought of all lambda and exhaust temp sensors failing at the same time

*you dread the day anyone wants to sit in the back of your car

*you know cashier at the local petrol station on a first name basis

*everyone loves the sound of your cars engine but theyd never buy one themselves..

LMAO! HA HA HA !

 

[rasA4]

*you dread the day anyone wants to sit in the back of your car*

same as an A4, lol
even my wifes corsa has more legroom than my car!

 

[SonicDeathmonkey]

* You pray your KO3's will blow up so you can tell your Mrs KO4's are a like-for-like replacement.

 

[rasA4]

^^^ LOL

 

[Broken Byzan]

You know your glad your not an s4 owner when you hear how much parts cost.....and that there is two of them to go wrong.

LOL


Still wouldn't say no to one,lLMAO

 

[andybnwc]

When your car gets stolen has a bump and gets written off , you buy the car back spend all the money on a holiday loose your job then its stuck on your drive way while the replacement parts slowly build up

 

[Drizz]

When you run out of screen wash and you have to remove the engine to fill it up again

 

[rasA4]

When your car gets stolen has a bump and gets written off , you buy the car back spend all the money on a holiday loose your job then its stuck on your drive way while the replacement parts slowly build up

thats bad hope 2010 brings you good luck!

 

[S4twiggy]

* when the tax runs up on the 31 dec 09 and the MOT is in two weeks an your skint from a fecking ***** xmas and new year

* when you think you have EGT sensors on the way out and your skint frm a fecking ***** xmas and new year

* when the snow and ice stops you from cleaning the car cuz its been a fecking ***** xmas and new yaer

* when your passing dumb *** young boys in corsas and dumb *** women in renault espace's flooring it to try and get out the snow while sliding towards my car and im flying home in the Quattro to get clear of the idiots on the road and get my car safe away from them cuz its been a fecking ***** xmas and new year

* when you hate xmas and new year cuz your a sad humbug of a git who just wants to make your S4 more powerfull than it already is and xmas has stolen your money for suspension and remaps

happy new year guys cuz im off to have a mmmmm bob

 

[OllyS4]

* You know your an S4 owner when you DIM doesn't work but you don't mind because now you can't see what MPG your doing

*When every small squeak or odd sound makes your wallet quiver in fear

loving this thread

 

[andybnwc]

thats bad hope 2010 brings you good luck!

hope so . I dream at night about driving it , i miss it so much!

 

[jq_quint]

You know when your an S4 owner when:

* You really don't want a head-to-head with an M3 until your mapped up....

 

[Matt82]

ive not had the pleasure of a run in with an m3... had a run in with the po-po last night though

sedate estate looks for the win etc

 

[jq_quint]

ive not had the pleasure of a run in with an m3... had a run in with the po-po last night though

sedate estate looks for the win etc

Matt, what the hell's a po-po ?

 

[SonicDeathmonkey]

po-po? eh?

 

[Matt82]

etc

 

[SonicDeathmonkey]

po-po = police?

Off topic: My blond wife, bless her, just asked if she should put her trainers on to do Wii fit...

 

[jcb]

what is wrong with that blokes hands!!?

 

[Matt82]

po po is police, from some film years back

 

[phoenixv6quattro]

po po is police, from some film years back

FRIDAY, it was Ice Cube, hillarious film..........