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Work V Prison

fallmonk Mar 6, 2005

  1. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    Not sure if this has been posted before or old or wot!
    but i just got it and thought quiet funny!

    Prision vs Work
    IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in one 6x8.

    IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behaviour.
    AT WORK ... you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

    IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK ... you carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.

    IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK ... they're called managers.

    IN PRISON ... all expenses paid by taxpayers; no work required.
    AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON ... you spend your life looking through bars from the inside, wanting to get out.
    AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
     
  2. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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  3. 1 crime spree coming up...!
     
  4. TDI-line

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    Bad Girls eat your heart out !! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Sure makes you think /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     
  6. ajmackie

    ajmackie Member

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    don't understand the 6x8. but rest is good!!
     
  7. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Some of the offices people are working in have to sit in small cubicles this is what they usually measure mate 6ftX8ft it basically means you have no distractions about you and can be more productive! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
  8. ajmackie

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    oh my god! don't want that mee!
    my job is sweet where i've worked for past 4 years and getting made redunadant now! work on a job agency's out of hours service. 3 shifts at the weekend, midnight-8 (sleep 7 hours of), 8-4 (go on the internet all day - hence why i'm always on here!) and 4-12 (internet and tv!).
    Just delegated myself an hours sleep! I think the powers that be must have realised that being on your own in an open plan office obviously ain't productive! oh well you win some and loose some!
     
  9. ajmackie

    ajmackie Member

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    hmmm that just ain't fair. all bloody human rights no doubt
     
  10. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    Yep well its the same as everything else in this country everything is geared towards giving the criminals a better life and we the hard working law abiding citizens get punished for working hard and trying to earn a living. Ridiculous! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/burningmad.gif
     

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