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What do you hate???

Ads Apr 26, 2012

  1. Gazwould

    Gazwould Well-Known Member

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    No, but he could be described as 'special' in many ways.

    I grabbed the lap top of him the other day to write an email for him, it's too painful to watch.
     
  2. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    Rain when having to ride home.

    People that listen to music when riding a bike, walking or running that's so loud you can here it when passing them.
    How do they have any idea what's happening or going to happening around them?
     
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  3. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    People who use a round about and don't indicate then get the wrong lane so change lane cut you up when again they don't indicate, so I gave him a few chosen words in the petrol station
     
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  4. Gazwould

    Gazwould Well-Known Member

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    People that drive at 15-20 mph for no reason.

    People that take a fortnight to turn into a junction. My subconscious has learnt to give Honda Jazz drivers that extra time and space to take the junction.

    Sorry but all mature Honda Jazz owners should have their licences revoked.
     
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  5. Springer*

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    In no particular order...

    1) Chavs
    2) People that throw litter out of cars
    3) Ed Miliband
    4) Climate Change Scaremongerers (aka Communists)
    5) People that pull out of side roads in front of you causing you to brake and then they suddently slam all on because they want to turn off again
    6) Piers Morgan
    7) People that drive around with no working brake lights
    8) People that tailgate you on the motorway in traffic and flash you expecting you to move out of the way when there is nowhere to go
    9) Dirty benefit scrounging layabouts who are perfectly fit and able to work but choose not to
    10) Useless burger-munching Policemen that sit on the Rothwell bypass near Leeds in the lay-by where there are no pavements, houses, schools, side roads, junctions and consequently no pedestrians, where there has never been a motoring accident since the dawn of time, and zap motorists with their silly speed guns for doing 45mph in a needless 40mph zone and claim to be reducing casualties, when really they are just taxing innocent motorists, instead of doing a proper paying ****ing job!! :mad:

    J:)
     
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  6. AudiLeon

    AudiLeon Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Everyone, everything and anyone near anything or anyone.
     
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  7. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    People when they snore so loud they keep you awake... Yes it's 2.20am and the wife is snoring and keeping me awake :mad:
     
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  8. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    An elbow into her chest usually shuts them up! :laugh:
     
  9. AudiLeon

    AudiLeon Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    I've decided to add to this list.
    The little lad next door, who has kindly decided to wash my car, 4inch cicles at a time. By carefully blasting a soaking wet football into the side of our A6 and A4. Rear quarter panel on the A6 is nearly clean and he's set to work on the rear bumper of my A4.

    Next week my pet hate will be the new mound that's appeared at the bottom corner of my garden.
     
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  10. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Pedestrians who walk put of side junctions playing with their phone and nearly cause multi car piles ups in their wake. Happened to me today, person didn't even look, just walked out into road. My ABS kicked in, lorry behind me the same. I blasted horn, she didn't even turn round or acknowledge. I voiced some fairly damning commentary as I drove passed and lorry started beeping her, she didn't give a sh1t. Did I say I hated people .....??
     
  11. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    Warren I was reading that as I was walking down the road to Gregg's to get some food, ovbs I do have a brain and still stop at the road to cross and do look to see what's coming etc but it's true what you say there's so many careless people about
     
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  12. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    I hate receiving texts like this from the missus:

    [Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:58] Her: I am moving to a hotel. Everyday I'm cooking cooking, washing washing, hanging clothes hanging clothes, taking to school, picking up from school, giving snacks, on the tube off the tube, getting this, getting that!

    [Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:58] Her: You have no idea how hard my life is

    [Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:58] Her: And all you do is come and eat the food, wear the clothes then complain about a crumb on the floor. F you man.


    Me: :tumble:
     
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  13. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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  14. Andy Crooks

    Andy Crooks Well-Known Member

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    i hate keyboard warriors, they make me want to enter the computer screen and smack them square on the nose
     
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  15. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    I hate that smile you find yourself doing.. when someone has annoyed you... but you are trying to act like you're not annoyed.... so you smile... but can feel the smile isn't your normal smile.... and if you catch a glimpse of yourself in a reflection you can see it's not your normal smile..... but instead a sort of demented smile... with extra teeth showing.... cheeks slightly aching..... and serious eyes.

    I hate those smiles.





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  16. Ron burgundy

    Ron burgundy Active Member

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    I absolutely hate it when i'm on a treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the emergency stop button within 3 mins of being on it and I have to get off and eat a grilled haloumi sandwich.
     
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  17. Louay

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    Road users who have complete disregard for the law when it comes to front window tints!

    Lastly, road users who fabricate the number '3' into an reversed letter 'E' number plates in order to to make them look like more of c u next tuesday. Case in point, yesterday, white ford kuga. S33 YAY! Pack of funts! that's all. now i can start my day
     
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  18. warren_S5

    warren_S5 Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    The period of time between placing delivery and waiting for deliver of a new car; it sucks d**k. There should be a special word for it as it surpasses frustration.
     
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  19. markos72

    markos72 Active Member

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    Hate the fact I've just looked at the clock on the wall,saw it's only ten to 2 and I still have 5 hours of my shift to go.This day is dragging in,felt later.
     
  20. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Ironing "twisted" jeans.
     
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  21. Artimus

    Artimus Shortback

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    Get married, you'll have no need for fashion & won't be able to afford it anyway. ;)
     
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  22. PaulAr

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    Pillocks who change lanes inside the Tyne Tunnel despite signs instructing otherwise and the double solid white line that runs all the way through..
     
  23. Phil-1

    Phil-1 Well-Known Member Regional Rep

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    I saw the same a couple of weeks ago. Then when they were 50m from the toll both they changed lanes, never saw me and I had to break hard.
     
  24. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Microsoft, for no longer supporting Windows XP. Understandable of course, but it meant I'm retiring my ancient Desktop, which still works perfectly fine, for a new Lappy running Windows 8.1.
     
  25. jbh

    jbh TDi lover

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    I put windows 7 onto my mates old PC its running it pretty sweet
     
  26. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Windows feking 8.1!


    No chance on my ancient desktop!
     
  27. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i hate that i ordered my dads 50th birthday present and of ALLLLLLL the possible scenarios it had to end up on that plane that crashed at east midlands airport, and i couldn't give him the gift on the night which would've been awesome.
     
  28. Ads

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    Posting what you consider to be the best/smartest/funniest/wittiest post ever posted on an internet forum.......


    ......and no one 'likes' it.

    :tumble:
     
  29. Artimus

    Artimus Shortback

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    Having a new Kitchen, Bathroom and W\C fitted, then not being able to find your household tools to do the most menial of tasks!

    It sucks.
     
  30. dragon

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    People who stand close to doors at lifts or to get on trains. FFS people have to get out/off first!!

    Farmers who think it's acceptable to drive on public roads in tractors firing chunks of mud and gravel at other road users.

    Barmaids who talk to colleagues instead of getting my beer.

    Grey Squirrels

    Chelsea
     
  31. Ron burgundy

    Ron burgundy Active Member

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    Oh yes chucking mud up the road ...that's my speciality . :D
     
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  32. DrSasso

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    people buying cars when I'm trying to buy them! :( GET OFF MY (soon to be if you gimmie a damn chance!) CAR!!!!! :p

    and regards to windows, I loved xp, got on with vista, loved 7, hated 8....but 8.1....I upgraded as it gave a performance boost for battlefield4 and to be fair.... I really like it. much more optimised than win7/8 I've found. It's just slightly different layout of some menus/tools which take a big of digging (googling) to find :p then it's just like 7 but with a full screen start menu instead of a little pop up bar in the corner.
     
  33. Phil-1

    Phil-1 Well-Known Member Regional Rep

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    Coming back to your car to find some lent against it with their takeaway coffee cup on the roof.
    I was not very happy :-(
     
  34. fredonaudi

    fredonaudi New Member

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    Visiting shop for 10 minutes and finding a parking ticket afterwards...
     
  35. DomH

    DomH Active Member Audi S1

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    I hate people


    :moa:
     
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  36. davc

    davc Well-Known Member Team Glacier Audi S3 quattro s tronic saloon

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    Those fecking starlings currently nesting under the roof tiles of my house and crapping all over our cars.
     
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  37. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    vauxhall safiras, there owners and there parking tactics!
    i park in the middle of a one acre car park, empty car park i may add!
    on return, find a silver, (always silver) safira parked 3 millimetres from my car!
    no way on gods pleasant planet could they have escaped from such a sh1t box without touching my car!
    (photo taken of reg in case i find a ding!)

    magpies,

    junk mail,

    silver safiras,

    and silver safiras!
     
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  38. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    When my half-wit of a postie ignores the A4 sign on my front door saying to take the recorded delivery parcel I'm expecting next door if I'm not in, and taking it back to the sorting office.
     
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  39. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    sure my postie does not even bother getting the parcel out the van, and just posts the card!
    predetermined and c.b.a
     
  40. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    This.
     

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