I was in the pub last night when I had a bad bought of wind and realised that I desperately needed to fart.The pub was packed and the music was really, really loud, so I started to fart to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod
