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  1. rasA4
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    rasA4 Four Rings Mafia Specialist

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    [Sep 14, 2010]
    Just celebrated our 15 happy years of marriage together, we have 2 lovely children 10 year daughter and 5 year old son.
    I dont want NO MORE children
    i have spoken to the wife she is ok with it,

    ........................................ im thinking of getting the snip

    what are your thoughts?

    has anyone had it done recently? is it still painful?
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  3. fingermouse
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    fingermouse thats me

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    got the same dilema ive been advised both ways some say no prob some say never again as things dont feel the same after
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    A couple of guys at work have had it, I don't think the op. is painful, but they said their plums were black and blue for a week or so......
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    [Sep 14, 2010]
    Had it a few year's ago, scalpel less surgery, just a medical class soldering iron basically. No blood, no stitches, and only slight discomfort. Matt black testicles take a bit of getting used to, but look kind of cool.
    I apparently squirmed a fair amount, and i know i was sweating like a goodun, but i drove myself home, as my wife had gone to centreparc's for our anniversary. Spent a lonely night feeling sorry for myself, got up and went to join her, and was pretty normal, even went swimming. And i managed to do the duties 24hrs after the deed was done.

    To sum up, it's 1/2 an hour of weirdness, followed by a few day's of scratchy nad's (from shaving them). Then you get a couple of jar's to toss off into ( no help allowed and it must be off the wrist). Bobs your uncle, fannies your aunt, done and dusted, you get the tie, and are free to sow your jaffa juice.

    If you have to post your samples like i did, i hope you find a letterbox that the jar fits through, i had to try everyone in my village before i found a really old one that it just squeezed through, my mr's thought this was very funny!!

    Good luck deciding, it is worth it imho
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    [Sep 14, 2010]
    how do they 'snip' it? if they dont cut through anywhere?
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    15 years and still doing it!!! Good on ya lad ;)
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    just about mate :eyebrows:
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    lol, sorry but this made me giggle! Enjoy the black balls! Just hope she doesnt like them too much!

    Oh and it doesnt alter the taste!!! (ok i'll get my coat now lol)
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    They cauterize them, and your scroat, hence no blood.

    Have you ever smelt the smell you get when a dog sticks it's tail in a fire, it's is like that. I do remember saying that they should get better extraction.
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    ooohh you can smell the cooking meat from the tubes being cauterized!

    Sorry, joking apart, my hubby had it done and was fine.
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    no blood in my balls? :(:faint:
    wont they feel cold
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    thats good to hear... i hope
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    [Sep 14, 2010]
    no i havent mate. how do they cauterize them though the sack?
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    [Sep 14, 2010]
    Feck me thought this would be an Aythreeeee thread tbh, uurgghhhh just had 1st nipper so far from my mind lmfao.
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    lol, shouldnt she be saying that!!!! cough cough!!! (consistancy alters a little)
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    TBH i didnt really want any children when i found out she was pregnant with the 2nd i was speechless for about 2 weeks
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    Good girl! lol
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    [Sep 15, 2010]
    That's a damn shame, if it had I might have been in with some more fun times! Boo hiss...
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    [Sep 15, 2010]
    they burn a small hole then hold it open, often they don't need to suture it, as when it all shrinks back, it is tightly closed and heals quickly.
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    [Sep 15, 2010]
    I am sat here with my legs tightly crossed just thinking about it :sadlike:
    My missus is sterile so no kids no need.
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    Lol@the milf filth tut tut cor blimey! :):)
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    [Sep 16, 2010]
    milf filth, that's my new favourite term, and gettign used on my mrs tonight! I'll post a pic up of my black eye tomorrow. :)
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