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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jojo, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. jojo

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    Another tales of woe at my place of work....

    Where my shop is, is a row/block of shops/flats above, and you can drive around the whole block going round the back. Now on one of the entrances going round to the back, the owners of the building that makes up the other wall for the entrance has decided to install an Air-con system in the last week, and it has since been discovered that they have no had planning permission to install such a device, and it sticks out like a biatch!

    Now I have a refuse contract with the local council to remove my rubbish and waste every Monday, and no surprises here that it wasn't taken away today, along with the neighbours rubbish, it's all been left there!! The problem is the dump truck can no longer get through the entrance(they could only get in and out from one side only), so my call to the council has meant I may have to drag these wheely bins over 150 yards, down a slope to the exit of the entrance for them to collect the rubbish! What a PITA!!

    But here's the funny bit, I went outside to have a look at the new air con thing, and something(most probably the dump truck) has whacked it hard, it looks pretty broke to me lol.

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    Oooops LOL!
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  3. CHRIS555

    CHRIS555 DOPE with added OCD

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    I dare you to write on it:

    "Thumbs up for student uni fees increase"

    That should see it gone in no time! Some chinless wonder off tomorrow in their best hoody will for sure come along and shout at it, scream, moan, pee up the wall then nick it.....!

    PS - Real shame about the bash!
     
  4. BigBird

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    Oops! That's a bit unfortunate isn't it! Unit now looks to be only good for the...wheely bin really.

    And isn't it ironic... a little too ironic :whistle2:
     
  5. Nilz

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    LOL....aah well, next week who knows, it may just get ripped off altogether, the binnies always like a little extra, now if you was to hand over a couple of nicely flavoured Chinese meals, im sure they would takeaway a few extra bits too....

    I wander what they would take???
     
  6. jojo

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    Couple of metal collectors around here scouring, surely they'd spot this opportunity, those metal gates are NEVER locked!
     
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    Just turn the isolator off. Everytime it get turned on, turn it off again.
     
  8. jojo

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    I've just been informed that the aircon unit was hit again last night by the local spud man, he drove into the entrance in the evening, and could not see it apparently. lol

    I have got the local councillor and planning permission involved now, lets see how long it takes to get it removed....
     
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    the isolator will have holes in it so you can lock it off using a padlock. lol!
     
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    lmfao Joey you should have your own channel for your shop stories lmfao
     
  11. jojo

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    I don't think I need access to this isolator mate, it looks pretty bashed, I'd be surprised if it's still working....
     
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    OK, stood underneath it, it's still working the blasted thing, it's made by Mitsubishi aswell, damn these Japanese products being so reliable!
     
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    :happy: Could be a sitcom. We've had 'The Office'.... well this could be called 'The Takeaway'. :yes:
     
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    id watch it lol
     
  15. Nilz

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    Id be in it :)

    The one thats always sitting in the background, chomping on some food :)
     
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    You mean the one that turns up and asks for a scan on his car.... :whistle2:
     
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    Two number 9's, a 21 and a VAGCOM please.
     
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    Another potato delivery may be prudent
     
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    Paintball gun it.... Would make excellent target practice....

    Or, sneakily remove it in the middle of the night...

    At the top of my road, this woman puts massive stones out on 'her' grass to stop people driving on it. Well, it's a private road, that she doesn't live on, so simply put, it's not her grass at all.

    Every few months, I go up at 3 AM and steal the stones. Then dump them somewhere out of the way. Then I nip back up and leave little piles of sand in their place.

    She must know it's me, and I must have done it 10 times at least - but she never learns.

    People are nobs.

    :ninja:
     
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    lmfao classic as I know her type all too well lol
     
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    I bet she's the head of the 'Neighbourhood Watch' as well.

    The woman over the road used to be just as bed before she pegged it.

    My grandparents used to live where we live now back then, and when I was about 7 or 8, I used to ride up and down the road on my bike (as you do).

    I was up the top of the road, and this little old dear calls me over and says 'OI! This road isn't for riding up and down on!!' :think:

    Again I say. People are nobs.
     
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  23. jojo

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    It's still up there... sort of... it's hanging though! lol

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    But will it be there come 2011?
    Place your bets.
     
  25. Nilz

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    Jo you vandal!!!

    (oh and can I have a scan to go please ;))
     
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    omg :lmfao: rip it off.
    It's going to hurt someone!
     
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    Funny as fook
     
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    Yeah especially when Joey batters the owner round the head with it.
     
  29. jojo

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    Funny you said that Nige. At the time of taking the pic, I was stood by it along with the local Councillor and another resident. The Councillor had called the landlord up to come have a look, he duly turned up sitting in his car, saw us standing there, looked up to see his aircon hanging, then drove off! lol
     
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    lmfao classic for new years eve lmfao what a pussy, ytf did he drive of I mean really.
     
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    I'm not sure mate, I think he has planning permission on his back, as I made a complaint to them already, and got the letter through on Wednesday. Apparently, he's in breach of a few things, this is just one of them, I don't know anymore...
     
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    Regardless of any permission, etc that unit wont be there tomorrow IMHO, its new years eve, all you need is a few student clients joey huh lol
     
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    Rollup rollup, place your bets now!








































    Cos it's no longer there, someone has taken it down... finally! :)
     

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