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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A 4 litre of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A litre of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2-lb. can of coffee
A 1-lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, she
noticed a drunk standing behind her watching her as she placed the
items
in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single". The woman was
a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The
drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
A 4 litre of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A litre of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2-lb. can of coffee
A 1-lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, she
noticed a drunk standing behind her watching her as she placed the
items
in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single". The woman was
a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The
drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
