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MAX POWER AUDI A4 LOL

Discussion in 'A4/S4 forum(B5 Chassis)' started by billybravo, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. billybravo
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    What a shed, i am ashamed to say i used to have those wheels on mine before i saw the light :sorry:
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    mattfinn Smoking is good for you

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    Some people should never be let loose on a car!
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    stapo69 All hail the mighty quattro!

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    I don't know what you're all talking about, she's a beaut! I'm quite jealous!
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    i thing the rear wing is the best i mean come on he is never going to need that much downforce
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    Nessy VW + Audi mad

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    Quote from the Ebay ad

    ' I AM SELLING MY BELOVED CAR. BECAUSE I HAVE FAILED MY TEST YET AGAIN'

    what test is that then, eye test, taste test ? :laugh:

    Notice the stains on the drivers seat, though I suppose I'd probably pee myself with embarrassment if I had to drive it!

    Absolutely :puke2:, why do they do it? :lmfao:
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    What a shocker! :puke2:

    So is that the front bumper and back bumper needing repair or the bumpers and the mother for willingly driving the car?

    So many times I've read that on adverts and it's never been as true!

    Rob.
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    your telling me you wouldnt look at that shed if it went past u! it should be a crime to do that!
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    No tax or MOT.... well that'll never pass an MOT without a cat. (straight through zorst)
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    Dear God No No No

    ok, lets start from the top, no tax, MOT or INSURANCE either so mummy was taking a big risk driving it.

    "my beloved" - loved so much he couldn't be bothered getting some simple body repairs done.

    "you are bidding on" - no i ain't mate

    "stunning car" - as a kick in the nuts is mind blowing experience

    "spoiler" - too true, it spoils the rest of the car

    "slight knocking only on full lock" - explains the lack of MOT then

    "more pictures of boot install to follow" - well hurry up then, it might just convince me to buy the heap of ****

    and he forgot to mention the bumpers that look like they've been painted with a hedgehog, the poor fitting bonnet headlights and bumper and what's going on with those M3 style wing vents? i am impressed with his under bonnet colour coding but surely after going to those lengths then a little clean under there wouldn't have been too much trouble would it?

    a classic example, i sincerely hope it gets squeezed sometime soon.
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    mikey_abz 2007 Audi S3

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    I love it so much I might mod my S3 as a tribute......:rockwoot:
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    stapo69 All hail the mighty quattro!

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    You do your S3 I'll do my S4! Could start a trend, audi-sport.net crew colours, how cool would we all look then!
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    Sweet warm air intake!
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    mikey_abz 2007 Audi S3

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    that engine bay is bang tidy :sly:
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    Bid Placed :)
















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    Mothy69 3rd Gear

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    thats special - I hope to use it as a model for mine :Flush:
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    Sold for £530 quid, that's about £500 too much, lol
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    Nessy VW + Audi mad

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    Don't you mean £530 too much, lol
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    Love the white dash colourcoding and the blue chrome mats.

    and that spoiler/park bench/picnic table is a beaut. or maybe an ironing board? take extreme ironing to a new level.

    didn't think i could ejaculate much more today but i just produced an extra thimble.
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    530 quid!!!! what a shed
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