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Marital Bliss!

beaker Feb 2, 2006

  1. beaker

    beaker Member

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    What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?

    The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
    perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,
    fatty."



    A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He
    asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard
    prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
    Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and
    sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's
    going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on $800 a
    year".



    Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is
    lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when
    you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a
    sheep." Man replies: "I! think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Excellent.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Brilliant.
     
  4. madvw

    madvw Active Member

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    in what is otherwise a boring sh*t day at work, that made me laugh. Thank you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
  5. S4_dan

    S4_dan Fire up the Quattro! VCDS Map User

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    Well done, very good.
     
  6. MikeA3

    MikeA3 Active Member VCDS Map User

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    excellent
     

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