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Having the snip??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mikeyg, Jun 9, 2011.

  1. Ash187
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    LOL! Any excuse huh :eyebrows:

    Oh this one is much better than the one i didnt end up marrying! yh she is a little fussy but only cos she likes to look after herself... and she does a nice job doing it too
    So what kind of things do you suggest i should do to take her mind off it then? :ninja:
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    Ash of you dont know now theres no hope for you mate!!!!! All i'll say is put some effort into it!!!
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    Answer the hair question sarah! come onnnnnnnnn
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    Im also sure i read somewhere that it takes 15-20 ejaculations to clear the sperm out!

    Busy couple of days after for me then!
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    lol crazy by name......

    Mikey can try it out and let you know! And yup hes right, takes quite a few goes to clear it out so dont get caught out!!!!
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    Just so it's clear, which hair are we talking about here?
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    Im sure i can be descreet!

    I wonder if it would be possible to do it all in 1 day! Might make more than my balls sore!
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    lol if youre up to it then you just need to convince your wife!!! But not on the same day you have it done eh!
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    She cant have all the fun!

    Spend far to much of the day at work, need to improvise!
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    Its obvious isnt it??



    We all love a bird with hairy nips!!!!
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    Oh i know... I have my tricks, just wanted to know what were yours :sly:

    you know how guys say best way to learn is from the the older experienced lady :wub:



    I prefer a shaven haven! i was talking about her hair not pubes! have a tenancy to power shot it up there
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    lol or maybe your tricks havnt been working!!!! I have tricks, all women do!
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    The hair above her face of course. She hasn't got any other hair :)
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    Eyebrows?
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    got rid of them the last time the sperm got stuck in it :lmfao:
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    He's right...I have fiery sperm I tell you. Burnt the buggers right off.
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    I got to thank you guys, aythree, those pictures are so funny, as always, this post is hilarious, sure made my train journey pass very quickly, only downside is that i think the other passengers may have thought that i had lost the plot. Havent stopped laughing yet.
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    We are glad to be of service! :hi: :happy:
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    Should be phsically well within five days mate but mentally it could be longer!!
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    this topic makes me feel ill, anyone who comes for my nuts with a knife will get instant death served up cold,
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    Ha ha, I'm just hoping its a young fit nurse, might make me feel a little better about it!
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    The missus has been trying to blagg me into this so she can stop the pill.
    seeing my mate After he went " sack bigger than santas " and black as fook,
    Don't bloody think so luv.
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    Have any of you guys got your missus to get (or does she already have) the implant done? its a small rod like thing that goes under the skin of her bicep for those who dont know. saves her from having to use the pill, lasts for 3 years and can be taken out whenever when (and if) you want to have a kid?
    She has been using it for a year and no problems at all (slightly unpredictable periods now n then) but all else is good

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