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  1. Jason.s
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    Red bellies so yeah eat meat. Fruit eating are Pacus. Still pretty cool, they have 2 rows of upper teeth to crush nuts. Can crush a Brazil nut in one chomp. Usually see Pacus in like London aquarium and places like that. Usually just over a foot long and tall.
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha yes il move up there when the bern gets hear! Iv cracked the lingo and i like the sound of a parmo, i may try and make one, im going to google a recipe!

    And does the pic i posted come up? The hole is tiny, so the spring will sit on the washer, and it goes in the middle of the piston so i dont see a problem with the hole?

    I thought maybe the stainless steel may eat away at the ally!

    And jason what do you feed yours? Id get a shed load and boot the next door neighbours cat in it lol i always imagined it looking like the scene from an old james bond and a cows leg lol!
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    ha ha! YOW YAM YOW YAM YOW INNIT YOW!....................................
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    White bait mainly. Tried beef heart but they didn't like it much. Random ham or chicken. Anything I think they'll eat but they're picky. Used to eat normal fish food aswell as meat but they've stopped eating anything I put in unless its white bait.
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    i fed my carp and orfe garden lob worms once......................
    i ended up nukeing the whole fish tank!
    the nitrites and ammonia levels went through the roof and off the scale!
    basically they died in there own sh!t!
    not good.....:notme: they did enjoy the worms though..............
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    Haha you gay I do not speak like that I'm not common.

    The picture looked like it has a big hole in.

    Plus ten man points if you make your own parmos!
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    LOVE this.

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    I coore tell ya chez! But my grey peas and beacon taste lovely oore! Thats how a brummie talks chez, thats black country(no not racist google it lol)your talking pal.

    Coatsey the hole is v small! Its just a fancy spacer for the spring. I would check myself but i wont. Not sure if these are even the right diameter but just thought worth a try, iv had them for ages, used them to secure some fence panels.

    So no swirley tazmanian devil style carnage then jason? How many do you have?
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    What washers is Coatboy looking for? Not 007p shims by any chance? If so I've got 100's of the buggers.

    Morning all, all morning.

    On Sunday I'm going to go and super awesome clean my car as well as my friends Mk5 which is going to Niki's for some TiV mapping next Thursday.

    SUCH a tidy car, I much prefer the Mk5 to the 8P. They've got a lot better with age -

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    Any of you guys use Instagram?
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    coatesy poking badgers with spoons

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    I am indeed looking for 007p shims jardon..

    Send me some up and ill send you a packet of biscuits. None soggy ones!
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    Yup ok, I will dig them out tonight.
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    Welcome back fcn Jardo......:arco:
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    Awesome! What biscuits do you like ?
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Yup.
    What's your username?
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    afternoon mobros!
    i ran over a seagull today!
    the silly bugger dropped a piece of toast on the road, swooped down in front of me to get it and "SPLAT" oops!
    my front and rear tyres went over it! bump and bump! adios , finito, kaput!
    just thought i would share that
    that is all,
    as you were...............................
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    you horrible get! i hope its brothers and sisters do your car over....



    so brothers and sisters im getting ready for my first night out since iv stopped smoking ... this could either go good or bad.

    its my mates birthday so i couldn't just stay in.

    in the morning im am probably going to wake up like this....


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    have a good one creosoatsy!
    remember to stay away from the smoking crew or peer pressure will have you son!
    just tell them "no thanks i am better than that" even though you will be spitting feathers for a tab!
    cave in, then your a bad boy and you will be racked with guilt in the morning!
    where you off out to?
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    cheers bro, im going to my mates first, then to one of the pubs in lazenby (the village i live in) then i have no idea lol
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    ha ha!
    your going to end up in the empire with your shirt off and dancing on one leg i am sure of it!
    then wake up with no money
    enjoy! :laugh:
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    £10 says coatsey didn't make it without a smoke....

    in other news, I'm pissed off. It's half 7, and I'm awake! Not fair. And it's raining, so today is **** by default!


    got Aaron and dan the COV gents popping over later for a catch up, but again, it's fcn raining!!!!
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    Yep, slashing it down so no work on the car today which sucks. Supposed to be going to mk fireworks tonight but that can do one as its on grass and its usually muddy at the best if times let alone when it's raining like this.

    Can see the F1 will probably be dull so all in all its going to be a boring day stuck inside.
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    no rain oop north fellas!
    just a very white crisp morning with a hard frost all over!
    going to take the dog out then give my car its weekly clean over! (removing seagull guts)
    then make mince and dumplings for dinner for a change! yum yum yum!
    i wonder if coatsey caved in and was smoking like a trooper and woke up with a black eye and head ache off a wild night on the blue wkd? :puke:
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    Ah im in the goldie locks belt, conditions are good for a good thrashing of the tt, abit of tesco momentum and 2.5 degrees outside got me to naughty speeds :)

    Well iv had an eventfull saturday, had the offer accepted on the house we like, 3bed semi with a drive and garage :) not the greatest area but oh well.

    Then it was getting pissed and setting off fireworks at my mates party! Dodgy 15shot thing from pauls fireworks was faulty and litteraly blew up hitting my mate in the back and me in the leg nearly setting me on fire lol felt like a bloody hot paintball had hit me lol

    Then someone elses fireworks set his fern on fire meaning the fire brigade was called out!

    Has to of been the most epic fail fireworks night ever.

    And i recon coatsey caved, then i bet he ate ten parmos lmao :munchies:
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    I didn't cave in boyos, but I was given something I didn't want to have. Fook me I feel like the inside of a tramps arse hole.

    Woke up at 4 this morning casually went to go take a wizz and projectile vomited all over my bedroom.... Awesome.

    If anyone ever offers you this stuff called nrg just leave and go home. Don't even say no then someone puts it in your drink.

    Jesus Christ ... Back bed for me
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    ha ha! :puke:
    i dont know, kids of today eh!
    proper lightweights that cant even handle there, erm, plantfood?
    get well soon duffle coat! you big girls blouse! :haha:
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    selling stuff on egay. takes forever doesnt it.
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    I've had an alright day.

    Used Iron-X for the first time...It's amazing.

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    Difficult to see the change on a black car, but to the eye it literally looked like the car was bleeding. Was incredible.

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    We basically cleaned the cars to death, which was good!

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    they look so good together.

    de-ironiser is the shizz, i used wolfs decon gel, absolutley epic cleaning power, cleans wheels soooooo easy
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    yep! good results there fcn jardo! :superman:
    whats the crack with iron x then? spray on wait then rinse off?
    looks good! how much where from dude!
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    Thanks bro.

    Yeah can't believe how good it is! I got 5L of Iron X on Amazon, should do me for the rest of my life!

    **** my it stinks though.

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    Sorry Chez, didn't see your post! It's a once a year de-ironiser which basically strips everything back, and removes fall out and ****.

    On a chemical level it opens up the pores of the paint and releases any ferrous particles that car caught up. It's almost like claying but rather than pulling and dragging the contaminates across the surface of the paint this just makes them break down and run out.

    This is a good thread which explains it -

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    and for wheels id use it every wash, spray on, agitate with a brush, then blast off with a powerwasher = helm squeekingly clean.


    might see skyfall tonight, dunno yet...
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    it does karlos!, its a right testicle acher, plus when you do finally sell out, they wack you with loads of ridiculous fees!
    its not what it used to be like, but it does have a wider audience than the likes of gumtree and such! depends what your flogging really!

    jardo, i think i will give that iron x a miss if it strips all your wax and shiz, dont get me wrong though! i like the idea of it, bit i have just sealed my wheels and dont want to remove it all! :( plus i LOVE claying my car! (time permitting) its so addictive!

    anywho, quiet in here tonight!
    is there something on the telly i dont know about?
    where is creosoate? is his head still in the shed off his plant food and blue WKD binge?
    where is scott too? has he gone awol? or has he tied himself up with stereo wires or something?
    god! i am bored!
    my tash is coming on great now though mobro"s! almost a mm of growth! woo hoo!
    oh! and my mince and dumplings were orgasmic! made a nice change from a sunday roast!!
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    Evening all, how is it all hanging? Been absent for a awhile...
    karl, I have heard its the best bond film Daniel caught has done to date, worth checking out I guess.
    Watching the f1 I recorded earlier, while havin dinner and a cold one!
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    i am a ****ing champion

    ive just got a brandnew LUK clutch kit for £71 posted!

    clutch started slipping ya see.
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    ebay?
    well done mate! last minute bids FTW! i set my phone reminders for these things!
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    Bargain! Fitting it soon or when you do ya build?
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    whenever i have time jay.
    will need to use my mates ramp for this i think.
    unless i take the engine out over winter which, tbh i cba. not got the time
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    I don't blame you mate... Wouldn't want to be Carless through winter either!
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    channel 4 now boys
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    Like the pics Jardo where is the best to get this shiz....

    Did the dumplings beat a parmo chez,,,, or are they different leagues....

    fcn hate sunday nights... cant sleep but i guess the russian standard will sort that out...:beerchug:

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