Little johnny

[devo]

Little johnnys neighbour gave birth to a baby but it was born without ears.johnny,his mum and dad went to visit the baby and johnny was warned not to mention the ears or he would get a spanking.looking into the cot johnny says " hasn't he got lovely hands,feet and skin,hows his eyesight?" The proud mum says"it perfect.johnny replies"thats good coz if he needed glasses,he'd be f##ked"

 

[45bvtc]

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have bought happiness and peace into people's lives?

Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king.