C_Audiboy
Vroom Vroom
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- Nov 29, 2004
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never
felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have a
older friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and never
misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of
a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream
of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you
think of that?"
The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that
beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly.
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The doctor asks him how he's feeling and the 86-year-old says, "I've never
felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have a
older friend, much like yourself, who is an avid trophy hunter and never
misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of
a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream
of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you
think of that?"
The 86-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped the bullets into that
beaver."
The doctor replied ... "My point exactly.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
