Golf Joke

[imported_Rooney]

A woman has just started to play golf then she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor.

She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor?"

One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?"

"I've been stung by a bee."

"Oh really, where?"

"Between the first and second hole"

"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."

 

[DaveACQ20v]

good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
ive heard it before but different punchline =
"hmmm, that doesn`t leave much room for a plaster does it"

 

[hop2407]

Excellent....

 

[Japper]

I prefer Dave's punchline though /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif

 

[CJ A4]

hahaha Dave your punchline is a cracker! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif