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Can anyone enlighten me as to how Russell Brand has managed to pull the lovely Katy Perry?

Just saw something about them on MSN - and I realised I hate him.

I'd step over my own mother for a go on that! lol.

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Hmmmmm. Yes please. :icon_thumright:
 
i gotta agree she is seriously fit!! nice voice too.. tho her and brand have been going out for ages, even over a year i think engaged and all sorts!


She could do so much better deffo...... im far better looking than him! lmao! (aint got his money tho)

maybe hes a girl not a bloke.... we all know she like kissing girls!! (ahhh what a lovely image in my head) ..... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dohnuts........
 
ALPINE said:
i gotta agree she is seriously fit!! nice voice too.. tho her and brand have been going out for ages, even over a year i think engaged and all sorts!


She could do so much better deffo...... im far better looking than him! lmao! (aint got his money tho)

maybe hes a girl not a bloke.... we all know she like kissing girls!! (ahhh what a lovely image in my head) ..... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dohnuts........
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It's not fair I tell you!!!
 
Welly said:
I bet Katy Perry is lower maintenance and a better shag though..... :wub:
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will deffo be lower maintenance..... as for the better shag, i cant say i have ever shagged A Car before! lol Tho i have F**ked plenty up! lol

EDIT: can you stop saying katy perry and Shag in the same sentence please.... mildly moist comes to mind, and the kids are back from school now.....
 
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I think Brand is wicked funny, but I still hate him for having Perry!

She is so sexy!
 
ALPINE said:
will deffo be lower maintenance..... as for the better shag, i cant say i have ever shagged A Car before! lol Tho i have F**ked plenty up! lol

EDIT: can you stop saying katy perry and Shag in the same sentence please.... mildly moist comes to mind, and the kids are back from school now.....
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No problemo dude.... I totally understand....

Not personally got it on with a car either - but I can't imagine it being all that much fun for a bloke. lol.
 
Indeed.... moving on..... LOL.

In all seriousness though, that woman is so so fine. I don't know what it is about her!

I'm not personally a Russell Brand fan (each to their own and all), which makes me dislike him all the more....
 
i heard she like men in ming blue A3s more than boys in there S3s.... something about smaller the arches bigger there.... :undwech:
 
lol, Green is a funny colour on men with jealousy and envy lol, Sure she would love you all if she met you!
 
she would not love me... .. im a born c**t, simple as that..... you gotta be of a certain breed to like me!
 
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