I'll start...
I hate people who just can't SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I work with a guy who will not SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
This mofo has gone into overdrive today. He just won't shut the hell uuupppppp!!
He was off yesterday (because he lost his spare car key - although I'm thinking its just hiding from him and his non stop chatting mouth!!) so today it seems like he is making up for lost time.
He is just going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
He's talking about some problem he's having with our accounting system, and has been since 9am!! But what makes it worse is he isn't actually talking directly to me. He's talking out loud to himself.... BUT for my benefit.
I've tried to ignore all his talk but every minute or so he says something and then just STARES at me across the desk, waiting for a response.
I mean.. really??!?! Like.. REALLY REALLY??!?!!!!!
At least ask me a question so I've got something to work with. But just making a statement and then looking to me for an answer?!?!?!?!!!!!! What am I supposed to do with that!!!!!
I'm not a rude person, seriously I'm not, but today this guy is pushing me close to telling him to shut the goddamn hell up.
I tried to go to lunch at 12. Had my jacket on and everything. I didn't manage to leave the office until 12:20.
For 19 of those 20 minutes I wasn't even listening to what he was saying, I was just planning my escape.
I'm tempted to film this mofo just so you lot can fully appreciate what I'm dealing with here.
Oh and while I'm ranting, I've just remembered something else that I hate.....
People who explain sh*t to you in
DETAIL even though what they are explaining is about as obvious as a big red spot on a ginger kid's nose.
Example...
Them: I bought a children's car seat the other day.
Me: Ok.
Them: Yeah, you know one of those little seats with the little seat belts that you put in your car for your kid so they don't fall all over the place when you go around corners or brake hard or drive fast or like if someone was to crash into you or you crashed into someone else or if you were at traffic lights and someone didn't see it was on red and went into the back of you or...
Me: .....oh yes, I know now, one of those little seats.
*I walk away*
Me: F*CK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, sorry, its been a long day.