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  1. 29th April 2010 #1
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    Erection problems

    A man has not had an erection for a long long time..he decides to try a method he read about in an old medicine book..
    It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around the tip of his nose...

    So that night he climbed into bed while his wife was sleeping dip's his finger into her fanny, has a root around then rubs the moistness on the tip of his nose.. BOOM... Instant Erection...

    He franticly wakes the wife .. Oi Oi look at this baby he shouts!!

    The wife turns on the bedroom light and replies....

    You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you'v had a ****in nose bleed
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    UUrrrggghhhhh thats gross man lmfao thats lunch missed
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    Ahhh... blood-y hell man!
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  6. 29th April 2010 #5
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    blood sports!! woop!

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    It's just sick. PERIOD!
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  8. 29th April 2010 #7
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    ahh the pun's are just too much,

    anyway's im off for a jam butty
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    ahh the pun's are just too much,

    anyway's im off for a jam butty
    For some reason I fancy a prawn sandwich with ketchup.
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  10. 29th April 2010 #9
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    with a nice mug of RED LENTIL SOUP
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