A man has not had an erection for a long long time..he decides to try a method he read about in an old medicine book..
It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around the tip of his nose...
So that night he climbed into bed while his wife was sleeping dip's his finger into her fanny, has a root around then rubs the moistness on the tip of his nose.. BOOM... Instant Erection...
He franticly wakes the wife .. Oi Oi look at this baby he shouts!!
The wife turns on the bedroom light and replies....
You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you'v had a ****** nose bleed
It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around the tip of his nose...
So that night he climbed into bed while his wife was sleeping dip's his finger into her fanny, has a root around then rubs the moistness on the tip of his nose.. BOOM... Instant Erection...
He franticly wakes the wife .. Oi Oi look at this baby he shouts!!
The wife turns on the bedroom light and replies....
You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you'v had a ****** nose bleed
