I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and thus get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old folks home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, you then get ready for University, then Secondary School.
You go to Primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters to live in every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.