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    Little April

    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.



    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day the teacher tried to catch little April out to see if she was

    paying attention in class.



    She called on her while she was napping.



    "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"



    When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind

    her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.

    "G*D ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and

    April fell back asleep.



    A while later the teacher asked April,

    "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her

    slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "J*SUS

    CHR*ST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," And April

    fell back asleep.



    Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to

    Adam after she had their twenty-third child?"

    And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time April jumped up

    and shouted,

    "IF YOU STICK THAT F###ING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN

    HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR A*#SE!"

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