Has my bad luck finally ended!!! Help.

[alzo999]

just paid out £1310 to Glasgow Audi's body shop, wife had 3 crashes in 6 weeks......

first was our Q7 S-line crashed it into a skip £350 excess

second,crashed our 1week old A3 s-line, (under 100 miles on clock) £350 excess

thirdly, whacked the courtesy car off a tree which was blown across the byepass, paid it myself, £610

ALL donations welcome!!!!!! haha

 

[AndyMac]

I'd trade in the wife personally or send her on a driving course

 

[NHN]

did u **** her of in some shape or form or has she found your mistress, lol

 

[Kontraband]

I'd trade in the wife personally or send her on a driving course

HAHAHAH I was thinking similar....

 

[FactionOne]

I'd trade in the wife personally or send her on a driving course

Yep, buy her a <£200 Fiesta and tell her she gets the keys to the Audis after <insert figure here> months of crash-free driving...

Regards,

Rob.

 

[FactionOne]

OT post(s) moved to relevant thread - I've nothing against those 'casual' questions appearing in other threads - but when they're about something potentially rather useful to other members they're best in the relevant thread for ease of searching.

 

[AndyMac]

Nigel, I'd just intercept the remote on to the amp and stick a relay on it so that when engaging reverse it cuts the 12v turn on signal to the amp.

 

[ALPINE]

just paid out £1310 to Glasgow Audi's body shop, wife had 3 crashes in 6 weeks......

first was our Q7 S-line crashed it into a skip £350 excess

second,crashed our 1week old A3 s-line, (under 100 miles on clock) £350 excess

thirdly, whacked the courtesy car off a tree which was blown across the byepass, paid it myself, £610

ALL donations welcome!!!!!! haha

thats harsh matey... time to buy her a bus pass i think!!

 

[NHN]

OT post(s) moved to relevant thread - I've nothing against those 'casual' questions appearing in other threads - but when they're about something potentially rather useful to other members they're best in the relevant thread for ease of searching.

Fair point TBH & not one to argue with either, thanks for the help.

 

[NHN]

Nigel, I'd just intercept the remote on to the amp and stick a relay on it so that when engaging reverse it cuts the 12v turn on signal to the amp.

Got yer on moved post fella, thanks again, much appreciated.

 

[jojo]

Good Luck mate.

 

[NHN]

Come again??

 

[TDI-line]

Was the skip ok?

 

[quattrojames]

just paid out £1310 to Glasgow Audi's body shop, wife had 3 crashes in 6 weeks......

first was our Q7 S-line crashed it into a skip £350 excess

second,crashed our 1week old A3 s-line, (under 100 miles on clock) £350 excess

thirdly, whacked the courtesy car off a tree which was blown across the byepass, paid it myself, £610

ALL donations welcome!!!!!! haha

Not to mention next years premium......

"Have you or any named drivers ever claimed in the last 5 years sir?"

 

[NHN]

they did say divorce rates had gone up huh, by 1 today

 

[alzo999]

thanks for all the witty replies lads, made me feel a bit better.....was thinking og putting her on e-bay, all bids welcome and absolutely no refunds what so ever...lol.

ps the skip did survive!!!!