TQS said:Can't believe i read all of this thread.... wtf?
Worth it for the thai bride comment tho - ha ha
Next thread - what's in your pockets?
audialec said:zip ties, roll of duck tape, some rope, latex gloves, ky jelly and a spare mobile phone with credit on- just in case!
audialec said:zip ties, roll of duck tape, some rope, latex gloves, ky jelly and a spare mobile phone with credit on- just in case!
Onlyme said:That reminds of the front page of our local paper one time, there was a dogging site and the paper went up there with the police and a cameraman and they caught this fat bald bloke start bo--ock naked, tied to a tree with a note tied to a bit of string hanging around his neck with the words WHIP ME PLEASE the dirty pervert
audialec said:Thats put such lovely visions in my head lol
Speaking of which go and se that new BORAT film in the cinema youll love it I promise (snigger)
filipharvey said:Borat is SERIOUSLY over-rated, if you have seen his stuff before, you've pretty much seen the film. Ok, there are a few funny bits, but its no-where near as good as they make out!
(Ok, should have posted in underrated/overrated)
neversaydie said:Blow up doll and some handcuffs.
Now this isnt because its some sick twisted public dispaly, if the police pull me over I can say I wasnt driving and point to the blow up doll sitting in the drivers seat and handcuff me to the passenger seat and say she trapped me - I've been taken hostage!
Justincredible said:Springfield Armory 1911A .45ACP with an extra 10 round mag in the console.
And some chewing gum.