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    What wouldn't you do for Ł10million??

    Inspired by a recent survey......

    What wouldn't you do for Ł10million??


    If i'm really honest with myself... If I was faced with Ł10million I think I'd do pretty much anything, apart from killing someone.

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    i cant think of anything apart from the obvious but as 10 million is enough money for a lifetime 5 mins or less or wrongness for a whole lifetime of financial freedom i think id have to be worth it.

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    I'm generaly open minded, I think i'd do most things.
    But i guess it all depends on the possibility of being caught or what punishment you would receive for doing the act to get the money.
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    Couldn't kill someone i don't think

    And i don't think i'd wanna have sex with a guy for that either :\ i don't think any amount could swing me that way!
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    I wouldn't sell my copy of gt5.....

    I'd do someone in for 10 mill if they were an orrible sod... Like hitler.
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    well anything illegal is probably a bit silly as ud end up in prison most likely depending on the seriousness of the crime. i think the idea was more down the dirty n nasty trail lol

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    Im a believer of what goes around comes around, so doing something bad for the money may bring you happiness, but i think it would bring alot of bad as well being 'dirty money'....

    Didnt used to think like that, but im older and wiser now, and seen a lot of bad things happen, so probably wouldnt do the bad, however, theres alot of things I would probably would do....lol

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    Ok ok.... we're getting no real anwers here.

    Make a suggestion of something to do for Ł10m, the next person has to answer saying if they'd do it or not, and then they post a question of their own for the next person... and so on.

    I'll go first, starting gently...

    Would you eat a small piece of rare meat that you know had a tapeworm egg in it?

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    Yes. Why not.

    Would you be willing to hunt and kill that rare animal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Would you eat a small piece of rare meat that you know had a tapeworm egg in it?
    Yes as long as i can have salt with it.

    Would you eat pig sh*t and wash it down with some horse semen ala jackass??

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    Probably not...

    Would you run across a busy motorway naked in freezing conditions...and on the condition you survive you get Ł10 mill!!

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    Easily yes.

    Would you let a trouser'less tramp sit on your face for 5 minutes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wibble111 View Post
    Yes as long as i can have salt with it.

    Would you eat pig sh*t and wash it down with some horse semen ala jackass??
    If we had to keep it down afterwards then no point, as I wouldn't be able too.
    Otherwise, yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    Probably not...

    Would you run across a busy motorway naked in freezing conditions...and on the condition you survive you get Ł10 mill!!
    That's a good one.
    Yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Easily yes.

    Would you let a trouser'less tramp sit on your face for 5 minutes?
    yeh f**k it. ill just clean my face for 5 hours straight afterwards.

    would you go into ur place of work naked with a pink bandana around ur neck singing YMCA wearing a butt plug?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveA3 View Post
    yeh **** it. ill just clean my face for 5 hours straight afterwards.

    would you go into ur place of work naked with a pink bandana around ur neck singing YMCA wearing a butt plug?
    We have a guy that does this on Friday's.....























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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveA3 View Post
    yeh **** it. ill just clean my face for 5 hours straight afterwards.

    would you go into ur place of work naked with a pink bandana around ur neck singing YMCA wearing a butt plug?
    I would.
    And if anyone is willing to offer me Ł10m to do it, please make it tomorrow because hardly anyone will be in.

    Would you drink a glass full of someone else's vomit?

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    back scuttle Wagbo? i'd have to have a strict list of 'to do's' before contemplating this, starting with a bath and make up remover.....so initially it's a non viable option.....with potential
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    would you stitch up your own arse for 2 weeks...now thats a question
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    back scuttle Wagbo? i'd have to have a strict list of 'to do's' before contemplating this, starting with a bath and make up remover.....so initially it's a non viable option.....with potential
    I'm not gonna lie, I'm lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    would you stitch up your own arse for 2 weeks...now thats a question
    And die of ****e poisoning. Nope.

    I'd stitch up someone else's arse though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I'm not gonna lie, I'm lost.
    appreciate your honesty.....

    all i was saying is that i won't back scuttle Wagbo (the child of Wagner and Mary - Xfactor) unless certain conditions were met
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    And die of ****e poisoning. Nope.

    I'd stitch up someone else's arse though.
    isn't the thread entitled 'what you wouldn't do for Ł10 million'
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    isn't the thread entitled 'what you wouldn't do for Ł10 million'
    Ok, I wouldn't not stitch up someone else's arse for Ł10m.

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    I wouldn't let a car run over my cock. I would for Ł11 million of course

    EDIT: I'm a cripple, and read the question wrong, and can't spell either.
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    why not? surely it's easier to stitch up someones arse than to unstitch it after 'said' length of time
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    why not? surely it's easier to stitch up someones arse than to unstitch it after 'said' length of time
    Please note my use of a double negative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    I wouldn't let a car run over my cock.
    I would. And I'd be the one driving it at the time. Because I can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Please note my use of a double negative.
    apologies, i wasn't blessed with education

    i wouldn't suck a gangreous toe, complete with nail fungus...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I would. And I'd be the one driving it at the time. Because I can.
    hahahahaha! I'm glad I haven't introduced you to my wife then, she'll be allover you like a rash!

    I wouldn't suck a gangrenous toe either.

    But I also wouldn't snog my mum or dad. No amount of money could make me, erghhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Ok ok.... we're getting no real anwers here.

    Make a suggestion of something to do for Ł10m, the next person has to answer saying if they'd do it or not, and then they post a question of their own for the next person... and so on.

    I'll go first, starting gently...

    Would you eat a small piece of rare meat that you know had a tapeworm egg in it?
    thought the thread took a new direction with this post? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1animal1 View Post
    i won't back scuttle Wagbo (the child of Wagner and Mary - X
    Im sorry Tim but all credibility you used to have has now gone straight out the window, i thought all 'sheffielders' were a bit tough, now i find out you watch the x factor WTF is that all about!!

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    Thinking along the lines of Aythrees perverted mind....

    For Ł10m, would you stick your tongue down the throat of Veronica Moser after she has just finished filming her latest video?


    Off you go, find her on google images......
    (best not if you are at work though)

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    Im at work so cant check!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Thinking along the lines of Aythrees perverted mind....

    For Ł10m, would you stick your tongue down the throat of Veronica Moser after she has just finished filming her latest video?
    That is, quite literally, some sick sh1t to ask!!!













    And yes I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Thinking along the lines of Aythrees perverted mind....

    For Ł10m, would you stick your tongue down the throat of Veronica Moser after she has just finished filming her latest video?


    Off you go, find her on google images......
    (best not if you are at work though)
    Uh oh, I just did exactly that...
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    wouldnt kill someone do someone of the opposite sex or a family memeber, wouldnt do an animal either


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    HMMM Im sure after a few beers most of you would do all of the above just for a giggle
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