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    Theres one born every day....

    Has anyone seen this before?

    Im sure its a wind up, funny none the less, and its Friday.

    http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm



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    LoL!! Suck the buiilding sand through!!!


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    lol:


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    LOL...yep it's been kicking around for a while now but seems to have resurfaced. Obviously a wind up (I hope) but got to give it to the guy for coming up with the idea.

    Wonder how many other people gave it a go
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    That is funny.
    You never know, it could be genuine.
    When I worked in a bike shop, we had a bloke swore blind putting sweetcorn in your petrol tank would add 5mph to his moped.
    S'true.
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    Old skool, pretty sure its a wind up, no one is that stupid. There is another one some where regarding a new form of turbo which was pretty funny too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L60N View Post
    MAte, where do you get this pics from... Porn gone wrong...
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bong Water View Post
    Old skool, pretty sure its a wind up, no one is that stupid. There is another one some where regarding a new form of turbo which was pretty funny too.
    My personal fave was the thread about the guy in a corsa who reckoned putting the backseat down made his car faster Genius.

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    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    My personal fave was the thread about the guy in a corsa who reckoned putting the backseat down made his car faster Genius.

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    Why? EVERYBODY knows that by folding the seats down you decrease the overall mass of the vehicle

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    About 15 years ago, at least, we used to openly laugh at a bloke that said the best leather for motorbike suits was Kangaroo.
    Turns out he was right, he was a bona fide visionary!
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    One last pic of failure,

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post
    My personal fave was the thread about the guy in a corsa who reckoned putting the backseat down made his car faster Genius.

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    Haha, yeah I remember that one too, the only difference being he was serious and it was definitley not a wind up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by L60N View Post
    Why? EVERYBODY knows that by folding the seats down you decrease the overall mass of the vehicle
    It doesn't help you in top speed.
    It allows you to be faster in the corners by lowering your center of gravity




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