I'm sure it's been mentioned before but which idiot came up with the 'rubber ball on a string' method of holding the parcel shelf?
Every other car I have ever seen has a little reel on the bottom of the shelf to coil up the cord when the boot is closed, but Audi, in their infinite wisdom came up with the little rubber ball.
"Hey what shall vee do today Hans"
"Lets come up with a really stupid vay of annoying zee English"
"I have zis little rubber ball that will rattle like crazy on zeir inferior bumpy roads"
"Zehr gut, put it in zee S3"
Apologies to any Germans but DUH!! what were they thinking.