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    Angry STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID WOMAN!!!!!! AARRRGGGHHHH!!!



    Fecking woman decided its her road and her "powered by fairydust" fiat fecking punto wants to run Audis off the road today!!

    "i didnt see you" she said..... after avoiding her and mounting a curb!! thanks luv! in the end i told her to drive away before i was a danger to her and her boyfriends health! Hopefully it will screw back up and i wont have to somehow get elecetric down from a 3rd floor flat to drill nut n bolt it!!

    Rant over!!
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    I would love to see anyone on this forum acutually punch another member of the public after such a minor incident . . .

    Anyway, back on topic, don't use T-cut if you value your paint. Meguirars Scratch X should sort it out nicely. And that splitter should screw in just fine.

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    wont screw back up to the orig holes as there now a cm wide..... going to have to wait for my neighbour to get in so i can borrow his extention lead (from his lower flat) jack it up and re-drill some holes. splitter looks mashed as well now only had it 2 weeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    I would love to see anyone on this forum acutually punch another member of the public after such a minor incident . . .
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    I have been smacked in the face for running out of fuel, so it's very possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPINE View Post
    wont screw back up to the orig holes as there now a cm wide..... going to have to wait for my neighbour to get in so i can borrow his extention lead (from his lower flat) jack it up and re-drill some holes. splitter looks mashed as well now only had it 2 weeks
    Buy a cordless drill bud !! I got a spare here if ya want it, distance casuses a slight issue obv,lol

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    you got smacked in the face buy who?? stacey?


    i had a corless but lost the charger when moving.. just been one of those things i have never got round to replacing!!

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    unlucky dude, i know not all women drivers are bad but the majority of them really are, when en route to ultimate dubs on sunday we got cut up by a woman on the m'way see just decided to swing out into the fast lane with no indication and for no apparent reason, she got an ear full of horn and a car full of lads giving her a torrent of abuse as we pulled alongside lol

    i would have no trouble punching somone if the situation called for it, especially where my car is involved!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny87 View Post

    i would have no trouble punching somone if the situation called for it, especially where my car is involved!

    problem is, some man in a funny wig from some big place with lots of wood inside of it, a court i think it is as im sure it was not travis perkins........ any ways... he says if i do anything like it again im going to a big free hotel for a number of months. tuts... no fun!

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    So much sexism, testosterone and stereotyping going on in this thread, just fix your bumper and man the **** up! If you were driving sensibly and with a good awareness of whats going on around you I'm sure this could have been avoided.

    Out of interest where did the scuff on the bumper come from? Was that a another woman related incident?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

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    i got attacked in my garage by a bloke who pulled out of a turning in front of me which i had to swerve round to miss
    couldnt believe it he followed me back to my garage waited till i drove in as i got out he ran in flying kicked me then started throwing punches,
    once i had been punched 3 or 4 times i snapped and after a few nicely placed blows to his head he didnt seem to want to fight anymore.

    id rather of had my car scratched than me having to go abroad that same day with a black eye few cuts and a bad back from jacki chan lol


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    Christ this thread reminds me of Cliosport again. Thought I had escaped this type of thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    So much sexism, testosterone and stereotyping going on in this thread, just fix your bumper and man the **** up! If you were driving sensibly and with a good awareness of whats going on around you I'm sure this could have been avoided.

    Out of interest where did the scuff on the bumper come from? Was that a another woman related incident?
    calm it kermit! as a matter of fact it was a woman who drove her husbands transit down the side of the car causing the scuff on the front already. not that i need to justify my self but ill just give you a little more info.... i was doing 20 mph in my cul-de-sac road when loony woman decided she wanted to pull out of her parkiing hole. hit her, or avoid and spank the curb. Hmmm not hard to decide what isit?? Man up... who are you N-dubz? some one needs to change there tampon i think!

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    Righty, any more i will close this, obviously the man wanted to vent about his experience. Simples !

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPINE View Post
    calm it kermit! as a matter of fact it was a woman who drove her husbands transit down the side of the car causing the scuff on the front already. not that i need to justify my self but ill just give you a little more info.... i was doing 20 mph in my cul-de-sac road when loony woman decided she wanted to pull out of her parkiing hole. hit her, or avoid and spank the curb. Hmmm not hard to decide what isit?? Man up... who are you N-dubz? some one needs to change there tampon i think!
    Ha ha ha.. miss this on the B5 forum!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzan A4 View Post
    Righty, any more i will close this, obviously the man wanted to vent about his experience. Simples !
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    Alpine. I have a brand new lcr spliter sitting about doing nishh, but i'm based in Wales.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CMD View Post
    Alpine. I have a brand new lcr spliter sitting about doing nishh, but i'm based in Wales.
    Fancy sending it my way if Alpine doesn't want it.
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    If you were going 20MPH I'm sure you would have been able to stop pretty much instantly, surely thats a better option than hitting the car or the curb?

    I don't even care about your car or the damage to be honest, what annoys me is sexism because its just as bad as racism. And nobody would stand for racism would they?
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    You seem to be making presumptions, which doesn't help your cause.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD09 View Post
    You seem to be making presumptions, which doesn't help your cause.
    I don't really care to be honest, I said I don't think that its right and people who agree will and people who don't won't.

    I've got much bigger things to worry about like wether I'm going to have a pizza or cheese on toast for dinner...
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

    Then never do them.

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    Cheese on toast, with a smattering of tom Sauce.

    CMD hang on to it, i can get it to him if necc

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