I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me.
"How could you?!" she screamed. "How fcuking could you?! You've fcuked my sister you *******!"
"I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?"
"The fcuking autopsy," she cried.
"How could you?!" she screamed. "How fcuking could you?! You've fcuked my sister you *******!"
"I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?"
"The fcuking autopsy," she cried.