Women!!!

smudge_don

Registered User
OK, to lighten the mood (no offense intended....)

What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice....

:lmfao:

Old ones are the best

I personally like this one which has been circling the 'net recently

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consilio

Up the owls!
Jesus that sounds like my ex missis. Its easier said than done but get the hell out of there! Anyone who thows stuff with the intention of doing you an injury is not worth being with. My ex was exactly the same and I now realise I had a very lucky escape and am with someone far better
 

sub39h

Registered User
Spot on mate, just turned 21 :laugh:

****** hell mate, i didn't think you were that young! i'm 24, and when i met you i genuinely thought you were older than me. maybe it was the Mondeo :ninja:
 

The Slug

Registered User
QUOTE "She keeps saying that she doesn't trust other women, but that's just a way of saying that she doesn't trust me without actually saying it...WTF am i supposed to do?"

Had that before!
 

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