When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her. Sacha Guitry
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.' Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.' James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't.' Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1). Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2). Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
First man proudly, 'My wife's an angel!' 'Second man, 'You're lucky, mine's