Sep 21, 2016
As title where are you hiding @Simon L ?
He's been arrested again , alcohol related..
Why am I not surprised..lol
He's in the loony bin.
More than likely on holiday, again.
At least he is safe .
New girl friend.
He had to go and do some work for a change
007 Secret Service.
Miss the banter with him and Jassy!
Where in the World is Simon Landiego ?
He's busy that's all l can say......although l agree he should be incarcerated in some mental institute.......... Lol
Been confirmed he turned up at work for the first time in 3 years and they put him on the "new YTS boy" 2 week induction program.........
He is currently in the engineering store room looking for a "long weight"
He has fallen off the banter bus and is recovering from his experience
And a left handed screwdriver lol
Last l heard Sandra he was heading back home.... He Was just waiting on a launch date.... Lol
He may be some time then Jassy, lmao
Look he's been spotted.... in the local rag....havin a get together with his mates
What a bunch of homos!!! (err, no not you Sandra )
...................ok so I fell off the wagon ............................sh*t happens lol
At least we care!!
About taking the ****...
Champagne on ice guys....he's back
Welcome back mate.
Think it was a Exclusive one night appearance lol
They don't let patients out on there own for any longer lol
OK so now for the 'slightly' more considered response seeing as you guys went to all this effort................ lol
@Daveotto was the closest..............I have taken on a new role at work and am having to try and aquit my self in a slightly more professional manner than usual, including limited access to the internet! @THQuattro wasn't far off either as I do work one of her majesty's services, although not the 'secret' one.................am only James Bond in my own imagination!! lol
I'm desperately trying to get my daughter through her driving test before she friggin bankrupts me in lessons and tests, so out most nights in her shiny black polo I'm organising my missus' 50th birthday in a rather lame attempt to make it as memorable as mine was a couple of months back..............yeah right fat chance!! (us guys just ain't as good at these things.....at least I'm not).
To all those who asked after me, I salute you and send you peace, love and big man hugs!! lol
To @pburv I say this (and not because you started this thread)........you are a gentleman and a scolar (well maybe not the second part lol) and in my humble opinion you are the life and soul of this forum One of these days I shall buy you a pint (or several) and gaze upon that awesome glacier saloon of yours with my own eyes rather than look at a rather sh1tty pic of it under some knackered looking welsh bridge!! lol
Oh 'gush' Simon...You've made me blush...lol
It's been a while since i've been called a gentleman..Ha Ha
As for the pint or two ...Well it will be wasted on me as I am a verrrry good boy I don't drink
But I would be quite happy and get down to the pub and watch you and our Scottish connoisseur of booze jassy
get in a drunken stupor...I would of course take lots of pics and start up a thread...lol
Glad your back mate..
@Simon L good to have you back. That has got to be one of the best, nicest replies I have read in a long while. I'm sure your daughter will soon pass her test, then you will spend the next however many years worrying about her driving on her own, (that's your job as a dad) . Congrats on the new position at work, I'm sure you will excellent. As for the wife's Birthday, I'm sure you will pull out all the stops and she will want for nothing. Her birthday will be as memorable as yours was. I have to agree with you about our @pburv he is a fine example of the good things in life, he is so thoughtful and caring about others, (not get many of them around) and the bonus we all get is that he is funny as well. Right, I said most things I could think of at this time of the morning. It's good to have you back Simon. X
Are you and Simon after something?...lol
Not sure of what to think of all these nice comments....I will know somethings up when jassy starts saying nice things about me..Ha Ha.
As for you Sandra....Your a Star......xx.....
Above posts & comments .... ASN community at its best
@pburv..... @Simon L up Yours.both.....
Well said all, case closed.
Perhaps the Polo is to boring for your daughter to be able to focus...
You should let her try the S3...
Cheers again guys
@Sandra .......all I can do is me best, hopefully I'll come up with some divine inspiration, my missus' certainly deserves it she goes the extra mile for everyone else all the time
@S3 Turbo...............yeah mate, it has been mentioned once or twice, especially when she was swearing at her gear changes!! lol
You could always fit dual controls......Jeez! some dad you are....
ffs Paul, keep yer ludicrous ideas to yourself!! lol
Whaaaat!??? Ha Ha..
Do you let your daughter read this forum?
Absolutely not mate, I put lol on a text message to her the other day ..............she practically freaked out!! lol
Ahh! to be cool again..lol
Dear lord, a thread of such friendliness on the internet? On a car forum no less? Surely this is unprecedented.
Simultaneously, my heart is warmed and my stomach churned.
I like it here*, it's really not what I expected an Audi forum to be like at all...
EDIT: * That much that I've decided to be a Gold Supporter. Might well prove to be cheapest Audi option out there after badge deletion...
Good to see you back Si - far too serious without you ! ;o)
Hope the new job is going well mate.
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