my name, i use for most everything... no real reason for the attachment though other than the fact it gives me some degree of anonimity..... it just stuck....
" i myzenwell explain it to yerz myzeneye "?
( ber in mind when you say "myzeneye" ,im a scouser )
whislt listening to two horrible little gobshite's arguing one day whislt i was trying to fix their boiler, i heard one invent a word i'd never heard before.."myzeneye" she said " i myzen well pack me friggin bags an go no myzeneye ?"
i pi55ed myself laughing out loud, right infront of them. bad timing i know, they both stopped rowing and starred vacantly at me at me..... it was all a bit surreal... i just carried on laughing and told them "yeah, yer boiler, its ******" carried on laughing picked up my tool box and left...
thats one way of making sure your never called out again by weirdo's !!
some one once asked me if it was a spiritual thing.... my zen eye ?......
pi55ed myself laughing again.