People who start sentences with the word "So". Eg "So today I went to the shops" "so today I got this done" "so today I ****** myself"
It's patronising! Should I know already what they're about to say? It's as if it's such effort to tell me about their ****** life, which I probably don't care about anyway. Where did it come from anyway?! I think they feel more intelligent for it, but they just end up looking stupid.
Another one is people who assume that when I'm on my motorbike I'm the devil. I must be some kind of satanic motherfucker who has been sent up from the depths of hell just to ruin your day by filtering to the front of a traffic queue. If I'm riding a bike it's because I don't want to be stuck in traffic, and I'm not making any impact on your day at all by being there. I'm not going to hit your car, I'm not going to sit and wait to cause you unnecessary waiting at a traffic light, I'll just filter to the front, the light will go green and I'll be gone. Of course you have to be a c*nt and start revving the pathetic 1.5 diesel in your Nissan shtbox qashqai, you horrible fat ugly sub human piece of ****. I understand motorcyclists divide opinion sometimes, but really, honestly, I just want to live my life and have no impact on yours, so don't assume I'm out to get you.
Oh and of course people who sit in the outside lane doing 10 mph under the speed limit, then when you give them a gentle flash of the headlights just to make them aware of your presence they either slow down or hold their brake lights on... Pathetic people. There's nothing else around you, just get out of the way!
Christ I'm writing this and keep thinking of things haha.
People who do something wrong on the road (everyone makes mistakes of course) then either don't say sorry and completely disregard your existence, or even worse, give you the middle finger after they pull out on you and give them a little horn blast to say "sorry chap, I'm here you know".
Wow that was quite a rant.