train travel


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Nov 13, 2004
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Four people were travelling in an old fashioned railway carriage - An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and a really ugly woman.

The train went into a tunnel and the compartment was plunged into darkness.
After a short time a loud slap was heard.
When the train came out of the tunnel the Frenchman was rubbing his now very red cheek.

The ugly woman thought;
"That frenchie has tried to touch the blonde and she has slapped him"

The beautiful blonde thought:
"The handsome Frenchman has tried to touch me, got the ugly woman by mistake and she has hit him"

The frenchman thought:
"Merde! The damn rosbif has touched ze stunning blonde, she 'as naturally assumed it was me and 'as hit me"

The Englishman thought:
"Hope that there is another tunnel soon so that I can give the frog another slap"