One time I got sick and landed in hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
âAnd how are we doing this morning?â
Or
âAre we ready for a bath?â or
âAre we hungry?â
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
âMy, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.â
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
âWell, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!â
The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
âAnd how are we doing this morning?â
Or
âAre we ready for a bath?â or
âAre we hungry?â
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
âMy, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.â
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
âWell, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!â
The nurse fainted... I just smiled.
