I work in Enfield (North-east London). For some reason there are TONS of seagulls on the site of where I work. I came out of work yesterday to find some bird had basically exploded it's guts down the side of my car in several places. Had to park pretty far up the road from where I live last night so couldn't really be bothered to walk back up the road with hot water and cloths to get the messoff the car. Went and gave the car a quick jet wash rinse this morning which removed it, all good. Came out this afternoon to find another one had done a huge one on my roof. I'm at home now, parked across the road this time and ready to go out and get rid of it. I'm an animal lover but I really wish there could be a cull of seagulls in London. A sea-cull.