S3 vs Z4 3.0 (yes another one :) )

[Westy]

Sent you a PM - the mods will shoot me if I post that sort of stuff on here....

Share please

 

[Welly]

****** hell! All the girls down south are all after money and stuck up themselves. I'm moving too!

And I estimate that 85% of southern women fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

LOL, I shouldn't be saying this really, I expect I'll be getting married up soon.

 

[JD09]

Lol.

 

[Welly]

As with all great threads on this forum, it has gone way off topic, and has resulted in me proper laughing!

Couldn't agree more about being on the good side of the debt fence though...the thought of serious debt (apart from my house) makes me so scared.

And as for the racing...i'll race anything too. I raced a ferrari years ago when I was in my mums rover 414i. Of course he thrashed me, but i wound down my window just to listen to him screeching away. If I hadn't raced i wouldn't have jeard that joyous ferrari note.

And all girls who like cars are hot! (another raging stereotype which people may prove me wrong, but i'm sticking to it.)

Oh and Welly...I want a PM too! You have me intrigued now, haha

Dude, how is this hot?

 

[Westy]

And I estimate that 85% of southern women fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

LOL, I shouldn't be saying this really, I expect I'll be getting married up soon.

No far from it. The problem is they are so fit that they can hold out for someone minted! My fake breitling watch just doesn't cut it anymore, these girls are getting clever and can spot a fake a mile away

 

[Welly]

I shall forward the message on to both of you....

 

[Welly]

No far from it. The problem is they are so fit that they can hold out for someone minted! My fake breitling watch just doesn't cut it anymore, these girls are getting clever and can spot a fake a mile away

Hmmmm, this is true in some places I agree. Cheltenham is full of stuck up women on a Saturday night out.

 

[crazy88]

Dude, how is this hot?

Oh thanks...everyone in the office thinks i'm a sick perv now, who gets kicks from HUGE women sprawled across the bonnets of ugly subaru's. Anyway, she's not a real car fan, if she was she's wear a matching blue bikini. Therefore my theroy still stands!

 

[Welly]

Oh thanks...everyone in the office thinks i'm a sick perv now, who gets kicks from HUGE women sprawled across the bonnets of ugly subaru's. Anyway, she's not a real car fan, if she was she's wear a matching blue bikini. Therefore my theroy still stands!

You obviously have no idea how hard it is to get a bikini in the size 'Marquee'. You have to take what colour you can get dude!

 

[JD09]

You obviously have no idea how hard it is to get a bikini in the size 'Marquee'. You have to take what colour you can get dude!

Must. . .not. . .insult. . .Welly.

 

[crazy88]

I am still laughing welly, brilliant story and brilliant thread. Sod the Z4, they're poo cars anyway

 

[Welly]

Must. . .not. . .insult. . .Welly.

You know you want to...... LOL.

Anyway, I'm off for a meeting. I will be back to do some more of not a lot later.... :thumbsup:

 

[1animal1]

look at this way chaps....a fancy car helps weed out these very attractive shallow women that will move over to the next chap in a blink

that said what the hell is that to the left of the 'said' slapper

 

[mk1chopper]

There was a sketch on sniff petrol that went a long the lines of:

Im upper class and drive a jag thats been handed down through the family for the past 40 years,

Im middle class and i drive a ford mondeo that I own out right

Im lower class and drive an M3 that i've got on finance that i cant attually afford.

 

[Westy]

There was a sketch on sniff petrol that went a long the lines of:

Im upper class and drive a jag thats been handed down through the family for the past 40 years,

Im middle class and i drive a ford mondeo that I own out right

Im lower class and drive an M3 that i've got on finance that i cant attually afford.

That's superb. I think I might ad that to my signature :thumbsup:

 

[sportstractor]

Must. . .not. . .insult. . .Welly.

LOL, its alright, we were all thinking the same.

 

[sportstractor]

One on the right.

She looks like she has had more ***** than john waynes rifle

 

[Westy]

Or more ***** than Mernard Mathews!

And for the record I'd like to add mine to her collection

 

[crazy88]

Or more ***** than Mernard Mathews!

And for the record I'd like to add mine to her collection

And mine! (lets just hope my wife never reads the audi forum

 

[1animal1]

can someone please tell me what the feck is that stood next to her!!!

ive been game hunting before but i would have to question whether i would waste my shells if i saw that come out of the kennel

 

[crazy88]

can someone please tell me what the feck is that stood next to her!!!

ive been game hunting before but i would have to question whether i would waste my shells if i saw that come out of the kennel

hahahahaah. Surely she's the most common slag there is...blonde hair, nice body and awful face. I revert myself back to the poll: http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showth...-face-or-beautiful-body&p=1005095#post1005095

I stated body and I stand by that decision! Afterall, it's what brown bags were actually designed for...need I say anymore!

 

[Westy]

Tim sometimes you have to take one for the team. There's a lot worse than her about!

 

[mk1chopper]

you dont look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire

 

[Mr.G]

No far from it. The problem is they are so fit that they can hold out for someone minted! My fake breitling watch just doesn't cut it anymore, these girls are getting clever and can spot a fake a mile away

You have a fake Breitling?

Welly where's my PM

G

 

[crazy88]

This any better 1animal1? For all you now know, she's a slamming hottie under that brown bag! I personally think she has a nice smile.

 

[martin g]

Well this is the thing. There's another guy round my way in a 10 plate white A5 with black wheels who's about 21 years old! I've seen his car parked up and I know he's still living at home with his parents so probably just got a huge bank loan..... or deals!

The thing that winds me up is the amount of shallow birds who think these guys are minted because they have nice cars! I know of girls that would probably have their pants off in 5 mins if I had a soft top car but because I drive an S3 it doesn't stand out as much!

Right i'm off to buy a 206CC

Chatting tother day with one such type, he was showing me off his 09 tuned S3 8P in white with black rims etc etc...what he didnt tell me but i know from his work partner...

23
no girlfriend
lives with mummy
car costs £500/month on the finance alone
cant really afford to run it

need i say more?

 

[mk1chopper]

This any better 1animal1? For all you now know, she's a slamming hottie under that brown bag! I personally think she has a nice smile.

lol shes a BOBFOC:

Body of baywatch face of crimewatch

Still, out of my league

 

[JD09]

Chatting tother day with one such type, he was showing me off his 09 tuned S3 8P in white with black rims etc etc...what he didnt tell me but i know from his work partner...

23
no girlfriend
lives with mummy
car costs £500/month on the finance alone
cant really afford to run it

need i say more?

Fella, I live in footballer city. Meaning every young **** around here drives daddy's range rover. Now I can't talk, because I drive daddy's R8 from time to time. But I also own an 8K car out right, work during the week and weekend and pay my own way.

But I know exactly the type of person you mean.

 

[1animal1]

mmmm now thats better...she's defo gonna feature in my next mind movie......

 

[JD09]

This any better 1animal1? For all you now know, she's a slamming hottie under that brown bag! I personally think she has a nice smile.

Lol.

That girl is actually OK looks wise. From the right angle. i.e. behind.

 

[Westy]

You have a fake Breitling?G

Yes mate from a Turkish market stall :icon_thumright: The real thing would be about £5K!

 

[crazy88]

Now I can't talk, because I drive daddy's R8 from time to time.

Who gives a crap if it's your daddies or not...I am your new best friend. Fancy a drive later in it? haha!

And i'd agree that the best view of the girl is from behind...that's a common theme I've found. Best way to watch footy too. Donkey Punch FTW

 

[Essflee]

can someone please tell me what the feck is that stood next to her!!!

I don't know, looks some kind of wookie or something, maybe "Cousin It" actually...

 

[Gops]

Lol, you lot should come down to the halls i stay at in kingston.. Quote from a girl coming from back from a night out.. "I cant be bothered to walk to my room, can i stay in yours instead?" When her room was only 30 or so yards away! But its funny how this thread went from z4's to women..

 

[Westy]

Lol, you lot should come down to the halls i stay at in kingston.. Quote from a girl coming from back from a night out.. "I cant be bothered to walk to my room, can i stay in yours instead?" When her room was only 30 or so yards away! But its funny how this thread went from z4's to women..

I had a night out in a student union bar in Kingston about 6 years ago when a mate was at uni there. It was pretty poor back then

 

[crazy88]

Lol, you lot should come down to the halls i stay at in kingston.. Quote from a girl coming from back from a night out.. "I cant be bothered to walk to my room, can i stay in yours instead?" When her room was only 30 or so yards away! But its funny how this thread went from z4's to women..

I'll be there in an hour mate!! Sounds like the perfect girl to me!

 

[Welly]

The bird on the left in the photo is what I like to call a 'Butterface'.

I like everything, but her face.

Drum roll please.....

 

[Welly]

Welly where's my PM

I am back from my very boring meeting now..... I shall forward on.

 

[JD09]

The bird on the left in the photo is what I like to call a 'Butterface'.

I like everything, but her face.

Drum roll please.....

 

[crazy88]

The bird on the left in the photo is what I like to call a 'Butterface'.

I like everything, but her face.

Drum roll please.....

Never heard that before. Might try call my mrs that tonight, see how many black eyes I get...surely the maximum i can get is two?