Rugby songs **CONTAINS PROFANITY**

[Caesium]

I know loads of these, i'll post a few.

Anyone else know's some get em up here...

Dinah Dinah Show us your leg


[FONT=&quot]CHORUSinah Dinah show us your leg, show us you leg, show us your leg,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dinah Dinah show us your leg a yard above your knee[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Alternative substitute Lulu for Dinah[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]CHORUS:Oh gang bang Dinah, Dinah's goin' away.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Who we gonna gang bang, when Dinah's gone away?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Some girls work in factories,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Some girls work in stores,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]But my girl works in a whorehouse,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]With forty other whores.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]I took her to the pictures,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]We sat down in the stalls,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And every time the lights went out,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She grabbed me by the balls.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She and I went fishing,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]In a dainty punt,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And every time I hooked a fish,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She stuffed it up her cu*t.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]I wish I was a silver ring,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Upon my Dinah's hand,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And everytime she scratched her cu*t, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I'd see the promised land.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah had a puppy,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dinah had a duck,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She put them in the bathtub,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]To see if they would ****.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rich girl has a bra,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A poor girl uses string, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]but Dinah uses neither, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She lets the ******** swing.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rich girl has a ring of gold,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A poor girl one of brass,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The only ring that Dinah has,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Is the one around her ***.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rich girl uses Vaseline,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A poor girl uses lard,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dinah uses axle-grease,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Because her cu*t's so hard.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]Dinah had a baby,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It was an awful shock,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She couldn't call it Dinah 'cos,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The ******* had a ****.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rich girl uses Kotex,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A poor girl a sheet,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dinah uses nothing at all,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It dribbles in the street.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah had a boyfriend,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]His name was Tommy Tucker,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He took her to the bushes,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]To see if he could **** her.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah met a fisherman,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Fishing for some bass,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Instead of catching fish that day,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He got a piece of ***.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah met a breakaway,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She liked the way he rucked,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The breakaway liked Dinah,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He liked the way she ******.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah met a scrum half,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sat down in his lap,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dinah got the scrum half,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The scrum half got the clap.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah had two boyfriends,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Both named Mitch,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One was a son of a baker,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The other was a son-of-a-bitch.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Dinah met a rugby team,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She liked the way they played,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The team liked Dinah,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They liked the way she laid.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rich girl drives a limousine,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A poor girl drives a truck,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]But the only ride that Dinah has,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Is when she has a ****.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rich girl uses tampons,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A poor girl uses rags,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Dinah uses nothing at all,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Or shoves up burlap bags.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]I wish I was a chamber pot,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Under Dinah's bed,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And every time she took a ****,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I'd see her maidenhead.[/FONT]

 

[TDI-line]

Very good.

 

[motorbikez]

The old songs always the best