Psycho woman

[smudge_don]

NHN knows all about this, but basically tomorrow (or later this morning) is the day of bliss as the (ex)Mrs is finally going back home!!!

She's been living down here with me for about 6 months now, originally from Bedford so she's far from home. Relationship got worse and worse for many reasons, and now it's got to a point where she has turned into a psycho!! So much so that i am staying up tonight to avoid getting anything done to my/my flat during her last hours here

She's now accused me of cheating because i picked up a friend of mine from work today and therefore came home late. She's wanting to check my FB, my phone, my emails - everything! Of course i'm not gonna let her touch any of my personal info for obvious reasons, so this gives her the opinion that i'm hiding something

So i turn it on her and ask to see her personal stuff, not that i really care, i just can't wait to get rid of her. She says that i can't look at any of her stuff because i'm not part of her life anymore!? DOUBLE F'ING STANDARDS!!!!

I cannot wait for this witch to go home tomorrow forever, i cannot wait to remove her from my life completely. For too long has she stopped me from going out, stopped me from seeing friends, hacking into my personal emails, FB and going through my phone to see what i'm doing with my life. I cannot wait to be rid of it!!!! And finally lead a normal ****** life!!!

I'm tempted to even phone the police and have her removed from my house tonight, but on the other hand i've got to be up at 7am to get the removals van for all her stuff so i'm tempted to stay up n just keep schtum to save any more hassle. Cannot be dealing with such a psycho ever again!!!

EUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[salad.dodger]

****** hell dude, sounds like your going right through it. I went out with a nut case about 10yrs ago, proper stalker, upset all my mates and family, tried to tell me all i need in my life is her hahahaaa

When i eventually got shot, by calling her mum to sort her nutter daughter out, i thought i was rid, oh no, she would get on the train from Harlow to Slough and try and find my house by walking as she didnt drive, calling me telling me she was up the duff when it wasnt possible cause i made sure of that.

Some women lose it big time.

 

[smudge_don]

She can't try the preggo card with me coz she's got an implant. THANK CHRIST!!! Luckily her mum seems to be on the ball and acknowledges that her daughter needs help. This girl is absolutely freaking me out. I might go down Tesco in a min to get a crate of red bull to help me through the night

 

[L1 HCS]

OMG what a complete nutcase. Good luck Smudge keep us updated.

 

[voorhees]

One of my mates was waiting for his ex-gf to move out,he then started being sick and reckoned she was poisoning him,I had a bunny boiler stalk me at work and at training which was not good.
Good luck.

 

[crazy88]

Today is like all your birthdays at once then, assuming it goes well! Hope she clears off forever mate. It sucks when relationships turn bad, but it's better to be out of it and moving onwards and upwards and all that!

Infact...are you still alive? You haven't posted since then Did she kill you?

 

[voorhees]

Today is like all your birthdays at once then, assuming it goes well! Hope she clears off forever mate. It sucks when relationships turn bad, but it's better to be out of it and moving onwards and upwards and all that!

Infact...are you still alive? You haven't posted since then Did she kill you?

He's took her back.....at gunpoint lol

 

[crazy88]

Lets go help him out! I'm gonna save you smudge!!!!

 

[Dane]

ASN to the rescue! hope its going ok dude!

 

[Ads]

I don't understand why there is an official "leaving date".
If it's as bad as you say then she should've been escorted off of the premises the minute you decided it was over, or a day or two later at the most. That's how I would've done it.
You're just giving her time to **** with you.

 

[jojo]

I think he'd dead you know.

 

[L1 HCS]

Noooooo...

 

[crazy88]

Me too, me too! Can I have his tv?

 

[Ads]

Can I have his missus, because she's pretty fit to be fair.

 

[crazy88]

Do so at your own risk. I want his tv as through the internets I can see many hot women without having to worry about them being psycho's.

Come back smudge!

 

[NHN]

Trust me she aint all that & she's a fecking absolute nutcase, I've met her & she's well & truly of the planet as such, I advised him in the beginnng she was bad news for him, but his willy led him astray lol, anyway now he sees sense.

Hope he's ok as last time was chatting was in the midst of last night & msn went offline his end so who knows, might ring him to be sure.

 

[Dane]

If we all pm him at the same time he might get loads of email notifications ping up on his phone? lol

 

[L1 HCS]

Nige maybe she was behind him when he was msn-ing you and she's strangled him.

 

[Dane]

Maybe she ran out of bunnys to boil and ****** him up

 

[mikeyg]

Poor Smudge! Or maybe he is now having a massive drink to celebrate,and far to ****** to be able to login!

 

[S3 AUO]

Caffeine overdose, with all the redbull that he drank to keep him awake!

 

[NHN]

OK he's alive unless its her pretending, not sure she's that intelligent tbh, lol

 

[Sarah's A3]

lol, what you lot like!!! Hes big enough to look after himself. He should have kicked her out ages ago when he did the thread asking our opinion on her. Hes given alot up inc his car so best he moves on and is happier for it.

 

[L1 HCS]

OK he's alive unless its her pretending, not sure she's that intelligent tbh, lol

That's good news. He'll have to post on here to confirm now hehehe. She can't be a complete dullard, probably just really evil.

 

[smudge_don]

I am still alive thanks for the concern peeps!!

Reason there was a set date is because she gave up her flat, her job and everything in Bedford to move down here. So we had to sort things out for her back there before she could leave here.

I stayed up all night, she finally fell asleep at about 5am but i just stayed up. Been up 38 hours now and starting to feel the affects

Today went well, goodbye was fine apart from a few tears from her and i'm now into my 2nd crate with a few mates and celebrating my new found freedom!!!

It is a bit weird being here alone now, but i'm sure i'll get used to it/fill that space with another woman or two

 

[L1 HCS]

Don't rush it Smudge. Enjoy single life with your friends for a good while first :icon_thumright:

 

[Turkster]

F-ing loved it when you said your on the 2nd crate, wish i was there to see all the action as she went and the after party now sees gone,

So here it is, my dedication to you and all your hard work staying alive, this song just sprung to my mind!


and then this one,

 

[voorhees]

Don't try and find solace in beer,otherwise in the morning you'll have a ***** of a comedown.
Good Luck

 

[smudge_don]

Don't rush it Smudge. Enjoy single life with your friends for a good while first :icon_thumright:

I didn't say any of these woman were going to be made permenant

F-ing loved it when you said your on the 2nd crate, wish i was there to see all the action as she went and the after party now sees gone,

So here it is, my dedication to you and all your hard work staying alive, this song just sprung to my mind!


and then this one,

cheers matey

Gotta live it up

Don't try and find solace in beer,otherwise in the morning you'll have a ***** of a comedown.
Good Luck

I've been very lucky with my hangovers recently, haven't really been affected. Ah the joys of being young!!

 

[voorhees]

I was talking depression Don,try and keep it real
I knew a few who bailed out

 

[L1 HCS]

just listen to this lol, you'll be fine...


[ytv]AJWtLf4-WWs[/ytv]

 

[smudge_don]

I was talking depression Don,try and keep it real
I knew a few who bailed out

Oh i see

Nah it's nothing like that. It'd odd being alone but i'll be fine after this weekend

just listen to this lol, you'll be fine...


[ytv]AJWtLf4-WWs[/ytv]

Really?

 

[Welly]

Don't rush it Smudge. Enjoy single life with your friends for a good while first :icon_thumright:

That is fecking good advice dude. Go out and bang every fine pasty you can find before settling for another woman.

Sounds like you have had a rough ride of it, and I think you need time to figure out what you want dude.

Take your time and enjoy some no strings attached.

 

[smudge_don]

That is fecking good advice dude. Go out and bang every fine pasty you can find before settling for another woman.

Sounds like you have had a rough ride of it, and I think you need time to figure out what you want dude.

Take your time and enjoy some no strings attached.

Cheers Welly

I do like having someone to spoil n be with, but after 18months of this i think it's time to have some fun! Going out to Brighton tonight, Derby day tomorrow and then Staines tomorrow night

 

[voorhees]

Nah it's nothing like that. It'd odd being alone but i'll be fine after this weekend



Really?

Good to hear

Going out to Brighton tonight

Is Ayethree taking you for a beer ?

 

[Welly]

and then Staines tomorrow night

I drove through there last week, on the way to Thorpe Park.

I took 'M-Beat featuring General Levy - Incredible' with me in the car, and as we were driving through I put it on and started doing the Ali G dance in the car to it.

4 other people in the car with me, not one of them found it remotely funny. Honestly, you should have seen the quizzical look on their faces. My missus was baffled.

F**k em, I thought it was funny as hell.

 

[smudge_don]

I drove through there last week, on the way to Thorpe Park.

I took 'M-Beat featuring General Levy - Incredible' with me in the car, and as we were driving through I put it on and started doing the Ali G dance in the car to it.

4 other people in the car with me, not one of them found it remotely funny. Honestly, you should have seen the quizzical look on their faces. My missus was baffled.

F**k em, I thought it was funny as hell.

Has to be done

Did you swear at the cops but just underneath the window so they can't see?

 

[damo.h]

Careful Smudge!!

NO SLEEP, NO WOMEN, ON THE **** !......... You'll be pulling Some 10 to 2 Crocker-Pig in the Taxi Rank.

Well Hopefully :sign_pics:

Ps, Sorry to hear about your Resident Mentalist, Sounds like good ridden's to me dude.
Some good advice been given... Spill yr Seed, Live you life, and **** the world..... Literally

 

[Turkster]

here was my break up song that helped me wipe away the tears and pick myself up and get on with the rest of my life, seriously, I ****** off to Gran Carnaria for a 6 month holiday with my mates who lived there!

 

[smudge_don]

Careful Smudge!!

NO SLEEP, NO WOMEN, ON THE **** !......... You'll be pulling Some 10 to 2 Crocker-Pig in the Taxi Rank.

Well Hopefully :sign_pics:

Ps, Sorry to hear about your Resident Mentalist, Sounds like good ridden's to me dude.
Some good advice been given... Spill yr Seed, Live you life, and **** the world..... Literally

cheers mate

Had an epic weekend, but now she's bugging me again because apparently it's "rubbing it in her face" when i answer the phone and there's a couple of girls in the taxi with me.....what the actual fudge is this girl on!?

Weekend's when you're single are the best