Pride of Britain awards : Carol Vorderman(AKA The MILF Thread!)

Hmmmm...I'm hungry :yum:


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oh yeah man this chick is hot she even speaks sex when shes cooking ...
 
oh and hasnt helen mirrum got teeth like a blown out fuse box ?? lol
 
oh yeah man this chick is hot she even speaks sex when shes cooking ...

and she could breast feed a creche with all that front :drool:

truly gifted....
 
Sick sick ********, the lot of ya!

Why drool over OAP's when you can drool over the likes of Megan Fox?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sick sick ********, the lot of ya!

Why drool over OAP's when you can drool over the likes of Megan Fox?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why drool over Megan Fox? There's thousands like her :shrug:

Those ladies who have made it past 50 and are still schmokin' deserve far more 'appreciation'...from a milfer such as myself :sex:
 
Why drool over Megan Fox? There's thousands like her :shrug:

Those ladies who have made it past 50 and are still schmokin' deserve far more 'appreciation'...from a milfer such as myself :sex:

This might be an age difference thing, i'm only 19..........

Therefore, i prefer young, tight ladies (over the age of 16 before anyone makes any peedo jokes)

It's a win win really, i get the young attractive ones, you can have the OAP's with fanny's wider than the channel tunnel :scared2:
 
I'm 31 and I get them young and old :laugh:

Well, I did till I got married anyway :shutup2:

When I was 19 I liked them over 30 as well :p

Maybe it's nothing to do with age, perversion perspective?
 
I'm 31 and I get them young and old :laugh:

Well, I did till I got married anyway :shutup2:

When I was 19 I liked them over 30 as well :p

Maybe it's nothing to do with age, perversion perspective?

I've had 1 or 2 MILFs in my time, and tbh, my ex and current gf are both older than me by 2 years, so my earlier point is kind of invalid :banghead:

I do like an older woman, just not one that could be my mum :puke2:
 
Fit MILFS mean that some effort has been put in.
I like that.

Thats why I hate young pumpers.
They have yoof on their side and waste it by stuffing their fat faces with kebabs and alcopops.
Then think that tight, ill fitting, clothes and several layers of orange slap make it Ok at the weekend.:puke2:
Well it doesnt.

And its all tragicaly commonplace these days.

So, back on topic..... MILFS rule.:drool:
The end.
 
Fit MILFS mean that some effort has been put in.
I like that.

Thats why I hate young pumpers.
They have yoof on their side and waste it by stuffing their fat faces with kebabs and alcopops.
Then think that tight, ill fitting, clothes and several layers of orange slap make it Ok at the weekend.:puke2:
Well it doesnt.

And its all tragicaly commonplace these days.

So, back on topic..... MILFS rule.:drool:
The end.

Typical OAP response :beee: