Oscar "Blade-Runner" Pistorius WON'T contest the muder charge.

[VWAddict]

-According to his attorney, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[the_cueball]

I heard he was just out with some mates and got a bit legless....

 

[VWAddict]

Police report from Oscar Pistorius' house:

"When asked to explain the body in his house, the suspect appeared to be stumped"

 

[VWAddict]

His defense attorney is applying for bail. -They claim that he can't run!

...(Honestly! -You can't make this stuff up!)

 

[VWAddict]

Apparently when his girlfriend's family buried their daughter, there was a touching poem read out as the coffin was lowered...

"Roses are lovely,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to sneak up on Oscar Pistorius"

 

[markos72]

Apparently he wanted a new bathroom door,but his girlfriend was dead against it...
Oh we're all going straight to hell......