MINT Car for sale - please see ad innit!!!

[Nilz]

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/694597.htm

No its not mine....just thought i would post it up as it made me laugh!!!

 

[Audi-Max]

Wow thats scary

 

[Aky]

Love this bit

"IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C"

What a tosser

Oh wait - I've found something better. He wants £6800 for the heap of *****.

 

[S3mad]

lol what a pile of ****

 

[abdus]

This is even more scary:

Sorry - this item is no longer available

IT WAS SOLD VIA PISTONHEADS!

 

[marriedblonde]

This should be titled... What IT people do when they are bored at work..."

J.

 

[S3 Rav]

love it. gutted its sold!!!!

 

[S£]

Can't be real, surly no one speaks like that... Do they?

 

[DPM]

Got to of been a joke!

 

[FazS3]

lol

 

[Nilz]

Sadly not....i brought it...hehe






















in pure Borat styleee......NOOOOOOT!!!!!!

 

[Essflee]

Ali g's love child !!!innit........

 

[Starry]

could not understand a word...

 

[Jacko4130]

My 4 year old could have made a better add than that. Can't see many people buying that...

 

[danotto]

im sorry but what a c u next tuesday,surely no ones going to buy it when it looks like a chavmobil the ads been written like a 5year old and it has done more miles than jenna jameson has had c*ck.

by the way i know people on here have cars with high mileage but this is a corsa,not an audi

 

[s3_kev]

dear oh dear what a poor societey we are living in these days, these people are given driving licences and must have jobs to have a car, what a complete ******, pmsl

 

[Essflee]

Yeah 168,000 miles for a corsa is a lot...... but has the all powerful / 'illegal' 1.6L done that many......what a bell piece !

 

[jim s3]

thats my old car i just sold it...

 

[jim s3]

NOT

 

[jojo]

I'm curious why Nilz is looking at Corsa's?

 

[Nilz]

I was alerted to it from someone else...honest

 

[leshkin]

The guy who wrote that ad must have done it on a mobile, by the looks of things and can't spell for s**t to boot...

 

[Olly_K]

that is the worst ad I have ever read !

 

[Nilz]

Dear All, you will be glad to know the car is back up for sale again, so get your bids in...this is a once in a lifetime offer innit, so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.

 

[jojo]

so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.

OK, now I see it, it's your car isn't it?

 

[ALPINE]

c0ck!

 

[benw123]

Surely that ad is a wind up? Probably put together by some "mates" or someone with a grievance.Even if the advert was in English, the email address would put me right off as a potential buyer: raymaylovespayday.

 

[Oranoco]

Ran it through "Babblefish" and it couldn't translate it it.

This text is gerat if it's not a wind up

Chavish **** said:

it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u

What a moron:busted_cop:

 

[Nilz]

Even if he was writing in text language, the idea of that is to make long words shorter, in this case, he has actually done the opposite....PLANK!!!!

 

[Neilybabs]

I'm building a Large Chav-Scum Collider under Berkshire as we speak....

 

[ALPINE]

i dont understand how any 1 expects to sell anything talking like that. i had to read it about 3 times just to understand it!

itz becoz imz a korsa boi ganztar init!

 

[S3 SAF]

lol...that must be a wind up!

 

[simch]

hhaah, see the bit about the saxo lights. Have a close look at the pass side headlight in that photo and its fit to the bonnet and wing!!!

Got to be a wind up