MINT Car for sale - please see ad innit!!!

Aky

Aky
Love this bit

"IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C"

What a tosser

Oh wait - I've found something better. He wants £6800 for the heap of *****.
 

S3mad

Dark Knight
lol what a pile of ****
 

abdus

Top Gear
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This is even more scary:

Sorry - this item is no longer available

IT WAS SOLD VIA PISTONHEADS!

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marriedblonde

Registered User
This should be titled... What IT people do when they are bored at work..." :)

J.
 

S3 Rav

Registered User
love it. gutted its sold!!!!
 

danotto

VAG HUNTER
im sorry but what a c u next tuesday,surely no ones going to buy it when it looks like a chavmobil the ads been written like a 5year old and it has done more miles than jenna jameson has had c*ck.

by the way i know people on here have cars with high mileage but this is a corsa,not an audi
 

s3_kev

Stage2'd!!!!!!
dear oh dear what a poor societey we are living in these days, these people are given driving licences and must have jobs to have a car, what a complete ******, pmsl
 

Essflee

Registered User
Yeah 168,000 miles for a corsa is a lot...... but has the all powerful / 'illegal' 1.6L done that many......what a bell piece !
 

jojo

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I'm curious why Nilz is looking at Corsa's? :sadlike:
 

leshkin

Hold my beer...
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The guy who wrote that ad must have done it on a mobile, by the looks of things and can't spell for s**t to boot... :)
 

Nilz

Defo worth the wait :)
Dear All, you will be glad to know the car is back up for sale again, so get your bids in...this is a once in a lifetime offer innit, so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.
 

jojo

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so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.

OK, now I see it, it's your car isn't it? :blink:
 
Surely that ad is a wind up? Probably put together by some "mates" or someone with a grievance.Even if the advert was in English, the email address would put me right off as a potential buyer: raymaylovespayday.
 

Oranoco

Registered User
Ran it through "Babblefish" and it couldn't translate it it. :lmfao:

This text is gerat if it's not a wind up

Chavish twat said:

it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u

What a moron:busted_cop:
 

Nilz

Defo worth the wait :)
Even if he was writing in text language, the idea of that is to make long words shorter, in this case, he has actually done the opposite....PLANK!!!!
 

Neilybabs

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I'm building a Large Chav-Scum Collider under Berkshire as we speak....
 

ALPINE

Yes its diesel, now cry u lost
i dont understand how any 1 expects to sell anything talking like that. i had to read it about 3 times just to understand it!

itz becoz imz a korsa boi ganztar init!
 

S3 SAF

Registered User
lol...that must be a wind up!
 

simch

Registered User
hhaah, see the bit about the saxo lights. Have a close look at the pass side headlight in that photo and its fit to the bonnet and wing!!!

Got to be a wind up
 
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