London underground!

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I refuse to use the tube. Walking, bus or train in London are the only useable transport. Oh and the bus is a rip off.

Catch a cab, you know it makes sense!
 
Tube real time
live information updated 06/02/2005 10:10:50
See our Real Time Disruption Map for the London Underground.

Northern line
The Northern Line has delays occurring in both directions.
This will affect journeys from 18:18 on 05/02/05 until further notice.
This is due to a person on the track earlier at Old Street Station.
Message Received: 5/2/2005 6:18:29 PM


East Ham Station
East Ham Station has reduced facilities.
This will affect journeys from 07:20 on 06/02/05 until further notice.
No step free access.
Message Received: 6/2/2005 7:20:44 AM


Tube long term service information
Tube Longer Term Information: Weekend Travel Changes
WEEKEND TRAVEL CHANGES FOR TODAY SUNDAY 6 FEBRUARY 2005:
CIRCLE LINE: All day today, no service.
DISTRICT LINE: All day today, no service between Earls Court and Whitechapel.
A limited late night replacement bus service will run after 2400 on Saturday and 2315 on Sunday between Aldgate East and South Kensington.
Journey times may be increased by up to 45 minutes.
HAMMERSMITH & CITY LINE: All day today, an enhanced service operates between Hammersmith and Barking via Shepherds Bush and Kings Cross.
JUBILEE LINE: All day today, no service between Kingsbury and Neasden.
Rail replacement Bus Service A will operate between Kingsbury and Neasden calling at Wembley Park only.
Valid tickets can also be used on buses 204 114 79 786 340 142 297.
Journey times may be increased by up to 40 minutes.
METROPOLITAN LINE: All day today, no service between Harrow-On-the-Hill and Aldgate.
Two replacement buses will operate as follows:
Service C: Between Harrow-on-the-Hill and Willesden Green calling at Northwick Park, Preston Road and Wembley Park only.
Service D: Between Harrow-on-the-HIll and Willesden Green non-stop.
Journey times may be increased by up to 40 minutes.
Please note that Chiltern Railways services will not operate between Amersham and Marylebone on Sunday.
Message Received: 6/2/2005 1:32:38 AM


Tube Longer Term Information: Long Term Travel Changes
BAYSWATER STATION: Closes at 2300 each night (except Saturday) for refurbishment work. In addition, the eastbound platform is closed until 13 February. Please use Queensway.
BOW ROAD STATION: Closes at 2200, each evening for refurbishment work, please use Mile End station or local buses instead.
CAMDEN TOWN STATION: on SATURDAYS, no down escalator between 1000 and 1700. Access to platforms is via a spiral staircase. On SUNDAYS, the station is exit only between 1300 and 1730 due to crowd control.
CHANCERY LANE STATION: Mondays to Fridays, no entry between 0730 and 1000 until late 2005 due to escalator works. Please use Holborn during these times.
HEATHROW TERMINAL 4 STATION (Piccadilly line): Closed until September 2006 for building work for Terminal 5 station. A shuttle bus will operate to/from Hatton Cross. The Heathrow Express operates normally to/from T4.
NORTH HARROW STATION: Closes at 2100 each evening until Thursday 24 Feb, except on Saturdays, for refurbishment work. Tickets will be vaild on bus 183 instead. Customers travelling to North Harrow should change to bus 183 at Harrow-on-the-Hill or Pinner. A late night rail replacement bus service will operate from approximately 0030 to maintain last train connections.
RUISLIP MANOR STATION: The easbound platform is closed until further notice. Customers are advised to travel to Eastcote for a westbound service.
WEMBLEY PARK STATION: Until 13 February 2005, southbound Jubilee line trains will not serve the station. On the Metropolitan line, southbound Uxbridge services and northbound Amersham fast services will not serve the station. REVISED arrangements will be introduced from 14 February 2005. On the Jubilee Line, northbound trains will not serve the station, and on the Metropolitan Line, northbound Uxbridge trains, southbound Amersham fast and certain trains from Watford will not serve the station, until 28 July 2005.
WOODFORD STATION: The entrance to the westbound platform is closed after 2100 each evening until further notice.
Message Received: 6/2/2005 5:35:13 AM


Tube Longer Term Information: Lift & Escalator Details
ANGEL STATION: A reduced escalator service until July 2005 due to maintenance.
ARCHWAY STATION: No down escalator service until July 2005. Access to platforms is via a spiral staircase.
BLACKHORSE ROAD STATION: No down escalator until March 2005. Access to platforms is via a fixed staircase.
BRIXTON STATION: A reduced escalator service until February 2005.
CLAPHAM COMMON STATION: No down escalator until February 2005. Access to platforms is via a fixed staircase.
COLLIERS WOOD STATION; No down escalator until further notice, access to platforms is via a fixed staircase.
HAMPSTEAD STATION: A reduced lift service until May 2005.
HIGHBURY & ISLINGTON STATION: No down escalator until March 2005, access to platforms is via a fixed staircase.
LEICESTER SQUARE STATION: Reduced escalator service to the Piccadilly Line platforms until March 2005.
LONDON BRIDGE STATION: A reduced escalator service fron the main ticket hall to the Jubilee line until April 2005.Local crowd control measures may need to be implemented.
MOORGATE STATION: Northern Line customers may be rerouted until September 2005.Additionally inbound WAGN trains will not serve the station between 0800 and 0900 on Mondays to Fridays.
OXFORD CIRCUS STATION: A reduced escalator service to the Bakerloo and Victoria Lines until November.
SEVEN SISTERS STATION: The Seven Sisters Road entrance will be closed until Summer 2006, customers must use the High Road entrance.
SLOANE SQUARE STATION: Reduced escalator service until March 2005.
TOOTING BEC STATION: No down escalator service until April 2005.
WARREN STREET STATION: Reduced access to the Northern Line until April 2005.
WATERLOO STATION: Reduced access from the ticket hall to the Northern line until July 2005.
WOOD GREEN STATION: Reduced escalator service until January 2005.
Message Received: 6/2/2005 5:35:28 AM
 
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