So, as the title says, I currently can not get in the ****** car! Its been parked up in the garage now for around 4 months. The battery has died, so the fob does not work. I've tried both keys, and also the plastic key (they are all cut exactly the same) in the door lock and it wont budge, I've used all sorts of different lubes, graphite etc and still nothing. Either its never been used (I have never used it in the 6 years I have owned it) or at some point before my time, the barrel was changed for some reason and I don't have a key for it. I put my brothers Audi key it there also, and moves just the same amount so i my suspicions lay around the latter but i have no idea as to why it would have been. There is nothing online to help, if i break a window, the locks are deadlocked so still wont be able to open the door. If i cant open the drivers door, I can not pull the bonnet release to get to the charging points. What are my options? Ive read somewhere that you can get charge to the battery, by connecting to the starter motor, hopefully getting just enough juice use the fob to open. But I can not find anywhere online to find out how to access the motor from the underside, and if i do locate it, how I go about actually connecting power/charge to it! Any ideas / diagrams or anything that can help will be appreciated !