Little Johnny was in his expensive prep school class when the teacher asked
the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman, politician.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with
a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and
then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
father?"
"No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for Scotland, but I was too
embarrassed to say."
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the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman, politician.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with
a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and
then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your
father?"
"No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for Scotland, but I was too
embarrassed to say."
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