Last night....


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I got a phone call from Faith (my ex) last night.We lost track of time,chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit fatter than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she I told her to **** off.

Ha ha ha


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There goes my cuppa...